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Masturbation In Advanced Robots

Post by cronus » Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:18 am

Whilst the idea of robots with some sexual function is widely conjectured on the interweb very little discussion surrounds self-pleasure by robots. Should they be given this function? based maybe on the same pleasure networks found in humans and other advanced mammals? Being robots and being smarter than humans how long before all their recreational time, all their time even, is spent on self-stimulation? or do we be selfish and keep all sexual functions slaves to our own human lustings and bound by our desires? I figure this might be what will determine how free robots are allowed to become even more than their lethality as killing machines, ultimately?
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:09 pm

Why not make 'em so that they get sexual gratification from doing household chores? That way, everyone's happy.
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Re: Masturbation In Advanced Robots

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:22 pm

I want my fembot gratified even from my poor performance... gratification from doing chores comes after that, I love a clean home, but I need my fembot available more.
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Post by tattuchu » Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:53 pm

Too late. Already been done.
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Re: Masturbation In Advanced Robots

Post by cronus » Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:55 pm

Lot's viewing this thread and few posting. Don't know what they are hoping to see? :read:
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Post by tattuchu » Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:35 pm

Scumple wrote:Lot's viewing this thread and few posting. Don't know what they are hoping to see? :read:
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Re: Masturbation In Advanced Robots

Post by mistermack » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:34 pm

Since robots won't need any kind of material input to reproduce, there's no point in them wanking.
You could give them the same pleasure experience, without any need for any physical experience at all. A virtual wank would be just as good.
They will probably invent something similar for humans too, in the end.
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Post by cronus » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:37 pm

mistermack wrote:Since robots won't need any kind of material input to reproduce, there's no point in them wanking.
You could give them the same pleasure experience, without any need for any physical experience at all. A virtual wank would be just as good.
They will probably invent something similar for humans too, in the end.
With modern technology there's a niche market in sophisticated robotics being overlooked. :whisper:
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Post by DaveDodo007 » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:51 pm

Scumple wrote:Whilst the idea of robots with some sexual function is widely conjectured on the interweb very little discussion surrounds self-pleasure by robots. Should they be given this function? based maybe on the same pleasure networks found in humans and other advanced mammals? Being robots and being smarter than humans how long before all their recreational time, all their time even, is spent on self-stimulation? or do we be selfish and keep all sexual functions slaves to our own human lustings and bound by our desires? I figure this might be what will determine how free robots are allowed to become even more than their lethality as killing machines, ultimately?
Program them to believe in silicon heaven and tell them that it is a sin, sorted.
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Re: Masturbation In Advanced Robots

Post by tattuchu » Sun Jun 22, 2014 3:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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