Masturbation In Advanced Robots
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Masturbation In Advanced Robots
Whilst the idea of robots with some sexual function is widely conjectured on the interweb very little discussion surrounds self-pleasure by robots. Should they be given this function? based maybe on the same pleasure networks found in humans and other advanced mammals? Being robots and being smarter than humans how long before all their recreational time, all their time even, is spent on self-stimulation? or do we be selfish and keep all sexual functions slaves to our own human lustings and bound by our desires? I figure this might be what will determine how free robots are allowed to become even more than their lethality as killing machines, ultimately?
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Why not make 'em so that they get sexual gratification from doing household chores? That way, everyone's happy.
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I want my fembot gratified even from my poor performance... gratification from doing chores comes after that, I love a clean home, but I need my fembot available more.
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Too late. Already been done.
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Lot's viewing this thread and few posting. Don't know what they are hoping to see? 

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Scumple wrote:Lot's viewing this thread and few posting. Don't know what they are hoping to see?
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Since robots won't need any kind of material input to reproduce, there's no point in them wanking.
You could give them the same pleasure experience, without any need for any physical experience at all. A virtual wank would be just as good.
They will probably invent something similar for humans too, in the end.
You could give them the same pleasure experience, without any need for any physical experience at all. A virtual wank would be just as good.
They will probably invent something similar for humans too, in the end.
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With modern technology there's a niche market in sophisticated robotics being overlooked.mistermack wrote:Since robots won't need any kind of material input to reproduce, there's no point in them wanking.
You could give them the same pleasure experience, without any need for any physical experience at all. A virtual wank would be just as good.
They will probably invent something similar for humans too, in the end.

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Program them to believe in silicon heaven and tell them that it is a sin, sorted.Scumple wrote:Whilst the idea of robots with some sexual function is widely conjectured on the interweb very little discussion surrounds self-pleasure by robots. Should they be given this function? based maybe on the same pleasure networks found in humans and other advanced mammals? Being robots and being smarter than humans how long before all their recreational time, all their time even, is spent on self-stimulation? or do we be selfish and keep all sexual functions slaves to our own human lustings and bound by our desires? I figure this might be what will determine how free robots are allowed to become even more than their lethality as killing machines, ultimately?
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People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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