Why do women have tits all the time?

[Sælir]

Was there ever an answer found?

[JimC]

I think it was decided that the reason for the tits all the time thing is that they need to please their lords and masters...

[FBM]

Maybe no final answer, but mounds and mounds of suggestions...

[Hermit]

I think it was decided that the reason for the tits all the time thing is that they need to please their lords and masters...

So true. "Therefore, just as the church is subject to Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything." [Ephesians 5:24] AND the LORD knows that men like keeping abreast of things, so he took out one of Adam's ribs and turned it into a thing with breasts. Proof that the reason is Intelligent Design™. It's true, because it says so in the Bible. You can't argue with that.

[pErvinalia]

I think they have them all the time simply because they are so bloody nice and fun. Why wouldn't you have them?!?

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Actually, I am not completely convinced that women had tits in the Cretaceous. So this thread could be starting from an inaccurate premise.

[SteveB]

Men sexually selected them over many generations.

Basically, it was my doing the whole tit business.

You're welcome, ladies.

[pErvinalia]

I for one thank you SteveB for your good work!

[SteveB]

You're welcome!

It was my masterstroke.

[mistermack]

I think it was decided that the reason for the tits all the time thing is that they need to please their lords and masters...

Ah, but that's making the error of assuming that the love of tits evolved before tits.

[cronus]

Buttocks came first and tits are surrogate buttocks. In the night in primitive times a female cannot guarantee constant faith by her man, that offspring will be all hers, yet a nice pair of bouncers will never get pregnant and so help maintain the family unit and the family line. That's why much larger tits are not especially more sexually enticing and neither are very small ones, unless a man is bit of a freak that way. Like buttocks they are most enticing when about average, indicating good general health.

[JimC]

I think it was decided that the reason for the tits all the time thing is that they need to please their lords and masters...

Ah, but that's making the error of assuming that the love of tits evolved before tits.

Clearly, they co-evolved...

[mistermack]

I think it was decided that the reason for the tits all the time thing is that they need to please their lords and masters...

Ah, but that's making the error of assuming that the love of tits evolved before tits.

Clearly, they co-evolved...

Mine are constantly evolving. For the first year, I was obsessed by tits. Then it faded, and I had no interest for the next ten years ish.
Then they started looking nice again, but had an irritating effect on my winky, although I had no idea why. Since then, they've usually looked great, and I'm even growing my own.

[Tero]

Men sexually selected them over many generations.

Basically, it was my doing the whole tit business.

You're welcome, ladies.

Did you use reincarnation?

[SteveB]

Men sexually selected them over many generations.

Basically, it was my doing the whole tit business.

You're welcome, ladies.

Did you use reincarnation?

If you're asking me if I felt up primitive cavewomen to see who has the best tits and breeded with them to ensure the inheritance of said nice tits you'd definitely be wrong!

Wrong!



Now where did I leave my TARDIS?