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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:20 am

Does anyone else suffer from an inability, or a confusion, to translate what is left and what is right when someone refers to a picture of a entity? Example: Looking at a picture of a car, and someone says right hand side headlight doesn't work.... Is that the right hand side from our perspective or the driver of the car's perspective? Same thing with pictures of people. His right ear is slightly larger than his left ear (but not so much so that you could actually tell from the photo). Is that right ear from his perspective or ours. When we talk about traditionally "handed" things like arms and hands, it's clearer. But if they are not traditionally referred to as being "handed", then what's the rule?
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Re: right vs left

Post by Jason » Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:35 pm

Nope. I assume right and left are as if I were in the perspective of operating the object or being in the relative position of the person, animal, or thing. Seems to work most of the time except for those weird people that don't understand. I wonder if they have trouble using mirrors.

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Re: right vs left

Post by Rum » Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:44 pm

No. I suspect your IQ is low. :prof:

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Re: right vs left

Post by JimC » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:16 pm

rEv is actually a female...

(they do tend to get right and left mixed up...)
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Post by mistermack » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:09 pm

Well, zur, you goes right to the end of this road, well, not right to the end, you 'as to go left before the end, because what's left at the end isn't right. Then, look to your left, and you sees another road, that's the right way. Go up there, don't go down to the end, or you'll be left wonderin if you'm on the right road.
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Re: right vs left

Post by laklak » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:24 pm

Port and starboard. No confusion.
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Post by klr » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:27 pm

"... there is a war between the left and right"
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Re: right vs left

Post by DaveDodo007 » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:30 pm

In the case of a car you stand at the back of said car facing it. Hope that helps.
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Re: right vs left

Post by FBM » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:57 pm

"Driver side" and "passenger side."
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Re: right vs left

Post by PsychoSerenity » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:59 pm

It's quite simple dear! When you're facing the audience, your right is stage right. And that's house left for the audience. And you must work on your choreography! :drama:
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Re: right vs left

Post by JimC » Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:37 am

laklak wrote:Port and starboard. No confusion.
I can't remember drinking any starboard recently... :ask:
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Re: right vs left

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:49 am

FBM wrote:"Driver side" and "passenger side."
Yeah, that's what I usually end up saying if I'm doing the telling.
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