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Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... Live!

Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:27 pm

Right. Starting a new game.

Oh gods, I forgot how retardedly long and annoying the intro sequence is.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:28 pm

Every character's portrait looks female, except for the lizards.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:30 pm

Now it's teaching me how to move my characters. It will teach me this twice more.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:31 pm

Nothing says "Battle tutorial" like a snowball fight.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:32 pm

...aaaand more exposition.

Some kid in a wheel chair, magic book. Must admit, one character has an awesome beard.
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Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... Live!

Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:35 pm

In the world of final fantasy you can only move at right angles.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:35 pm

The Mad Hatter wrote:...aaaand more exposition.

Some kid in a wheel chair, magic book. Must admit, one character has an awesome beard.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:36 pm

Which would be more impressive if I wasn't talking about about 2-dimensional ones.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:37 pm

The fuck names their kid Mewt?
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:37 pm

Montage time.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:38 pm

The Mad Hatter wrote:The fuck names their kid Mewt?
Newt Gingrich?
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Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... Live!

Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:38 pm

Final Fantasy Logic:

"I wish I could read this!"
*Proceeds to read the text*

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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:39 pm

The chick is the manliest one there. Fairly typical.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:40 pm

Second montage.
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Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... Live!

Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:42 pm

Apparently none of the citizens of the small country town realise the entire world just montaged in to a massive fucking country.
Did I mention they also changed species?
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