What about that Japanese 1st person rapist game?
Oh wait, no. That's definitey indecent.
Decent PC games?
Re: Decent PC games?
SPMaximus wrote:Mahou wrote:In that case...
Dystopia: Another Source mod game. It's Quake with hackers and future stuff.
Dystopia is brilliant
It looks pretty unimpressive at second glace. Actually, that doesn't do it justice.
At first I thought: Cool! A hacker game meets fps!
Wrong!
It's FPS meets FPS in '3d representation of cyberspace' in a 3d representation of 'reality'.
As an aid to understanding how this made me feel, imagine you're fucking this amazingly beautiful chick, without a condom, and just as you're about to shoot your load in her cunt she turns her gorgeous face to yours and says "By the way, I have AIDS."
Not only do you not cum, you instantly and urgently feel the need to erupt into an inflamed and violent emission of bile up from your small intestine through your stomach, carrying along with it the gastric acid there, up your esophagus over your tongue and finally spraying from your mouth like it was driven by 6000psi at 5 gallons per minute out of a wide dispersal nozzle, coating the whole room in a thick layer of vile smelling gastronomic goo.
That's what I think of that game.
In this world there's two kinds of people: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
Happy Trails.
When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
Happy Trails.
Re: Decent PC games?
Thats your own fucking fault for getting your hopes upAnthroban wrote:SPMaximus wrote:Mahou wrote:In that case...
Dystopia: Another Source mod game. It's Quake with hackers and future stuff.
Dystopia is brilliant
It looks pretty unimpressive at second glace. Actually, that doesn't do it justice.
At first I thought: Cool! A hacker game meets fps!
Wrong!
It's FPS meets FPS in '3d representation of cyberspace' in a 3d representation of 'reality'.
As an aid to understanding how this made me feel, imagine you're fucking this amazingly beautiful chick, without a condom, and just as you're about to shoot your load in her cunt she turns her gorgeous face to yours and says "By the way, I have AIDS."
Not only do you not cum, you instantly and urgently feel the need to erupt into an inflamed and violent emission of bile up from your small intestine through your stomach, carrying along with it the gastric acid there, up your esophagus over your tongue and finally spraying from your mouth like it was driven by 6000psi at 5 gallons per minute out of a wide dispersal nozzle, coating the whole room in a thick layer of vile smelling gastronomic goo.
That's what I think of that game.
Re: Decent PC games?
I wrote a nice review of Gratuitous Space Battles for you.
http://vodark.com/game-reviews/obscure- ... e-battles/
If you care.
http://vodark.com/game-reviews/obscure- ... e-battles/
If you care.
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