Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
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Well, that’s me all hot’n bothered.
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As the offside front dipped over edge of the precipitous mountain pass, hopelessly looking for traction where none existed, Quinton realised that only cheese could save him now.
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do you mean I'm too wordy, or that I should choose cheese that smells stronger than the deo on my pits?
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Play to your strengths, Svarty. Cheese, wine, and snails. What woman could resist?
I just bought a #3 can of snails. I have no idea why this size cans of snails just showed up in a supermarket in Mbabane, but I'm not one to look a gift mollusk in the siphon. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with them. Snail au gratin? Tatties n' snails?
I do have some frozen puff pastry. I'm sure I can come up with something. I shall post pics.
I just bought a #3 can of snails. I have no idea why this size cans of snails just showed up in a supermarket in Mbabane, but I'm not one to look a gift mollusk in the siphon. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with them. Snail au gratin? Tatties n' snails?
I do have some frozen puff pastry. I'm sure I can come up with something. I shall post pics.
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laklak wrote: but I'm not one to look a gift mollusk in the siphon.
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snails? I've already been called slimy, so I didn't think I needed those.laklak wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:36 pmPlay to your strengths, Svarty. Cheese, wine, and snails. What woman could resist?
I just bought a #3 can of snails. I have no idea why this size cans of snails just showed up in a supermarket in Mbabane, but I'm not one to look a gift mollusk in the siphon. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with them. Snail au gratin? Tatties n' snails?
I do have some frozen puff pastry. I'm sure I can come up with something. I shall post pics.
an d whatever you put with them, don't forget melted butter with garlic and herbs (local herbs are preferred but garlic is mandatory)
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I've never met a mollusc that I haven't wanted to devour. Such a succulent Phylum...
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aren't there quite a few venomous, and possibly inedible ones?
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Venomous certainly, cone shells and the blue ringed octopus as examples. Inedible/poisonous ones include several slugs and land snails, while marine molluscs in polluted waters can, of course, be dangerously toxic...
But the rest are delicious!
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Preach. Oysters are my favorite. I've never actually gotten full eating oysters, my record is about 5 dozen. I just run out of money.
I'm partial to crustaceans, too.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I hear you need about 16 dozen to get you full.
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