Titles for Imagined Books

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Titles for Imagined Books

Post by cronus » Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:35 pm

The Ambiguity of Flags

The Man at the Door

The Journey To Glory

OK some of these are bound to have been conceived already....your turn at originality?
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Re: Titles for Imagined Books

Post by Rum » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:44 pm

Great Expectorations.

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Post by JimC » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:05 pm

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Re: Titles for Imagined Books

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:09 pm

The Crabs of Forgiveness
I Won't Make-do With Biscuits When The Vicar's In The House
Damnation! Hydrological Best Practice in the Provision of Public Water Supply
Withering Lows
More Lasting Than Lard
A Touch Of Cloth
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Post by Hermit » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:50 am

For whom the road tolls

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:04 am

The Cruel Sheep
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There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."

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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:07 am

Portnoy's Endorsement
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:08 am

The Holy Quorn
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."

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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
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Re: Titles for Imagined Books

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:00 pm

Look Back in Enjoyment.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Apr 02, 2018 2:27 pm

Electric Lemon.
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Re: Titles for Imagined Books

Post by Seabass » Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:08 pm

A Crumple in Time
A Tale of Two Crumples
Crumple Dick
A Portrait of the Crumple as a Young Man
The Demon-Haunted Crumple
The Satanic Crumples
Brave New Crumple
The History of the Decline and Crumple of the Roman Empire
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Re: Titles for Imagined Books

Post by Rum » Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:25 pm

Trump and Crumple: The True Story. :hehe:

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