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The only use for romantic novels
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Her trembling fingers were all of a tremble as her fingers struggled with his zip. Finally finally she had his thing in her hand. Where it was dwarfed by those fingers of hers. "Oh," she said. "Oooooooh!" he replied, the trembling of her trembling fingers having trembled him into ejaculation. She left him to find his own kleenex.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Clinton Huxley
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Sir Everard Trumpet leered at the fearsome bosom of the Duchess of Beaufort. "A man would give a kingdom for those udders", he thought, in a romantic way.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
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Clinton Huxley
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He mastered his tumescence with an act of will and condescended to pass the port.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Can we get a pirate in here? Hairy chest, smoking mustachios, naked cutlass, that sort?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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By God, she was a grass-fed heifer. If I'm not playing milk maid by midnight, my name's not Sir Everard Trumpet, he thought (romantically). His reverie was rudely interrupted by a crew of anachronistic pirates bursting in through the dinning room window.
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"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Re: The only use for romantic novels
That "sent from" line isn't exactly brimming with romance. 
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He used tapatalk to let her get an idea of how princely his manhood was.
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Clinton caressed the kindle keyboard. Tapatalk quivered like a hay-fever sufferers nostrils as he poked its vowels and consonants with his manly digits.klr wrote:That "sent from" line isn't exactly brimming with romance.
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Amelia knew that Guy would never notice her wearing her clean jodphurs. She had to roll in the dirty stable and smell like a real filly to ever dream about luring a stallion like him.
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Hey let's start an 6 word story thread in the genre ....maybe we can sell it and retire.... 
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A really bad romance novel would be a hoot to read aloud at a Ratz meet as the drinks flow... 
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Especially interspersed with readings from "Cards Against Humanity".Bella Fortuna wrote:A really bad romance novel would be a hoot to read aloud at a Ratz meet as the drinks flow...
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