The only use for romantic novels

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The only use for romantic novels

Post by Trinity » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:16 am

Back when I was a stoner, I had a friend who collected Mills and Boon books for one reason only. When sufficiently stoned, everyone would get a book and taking turns, would read a passage. Bloody hilarious!

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Re: The only use for romantic novels

Post by klr » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:21 am

:funny: :funny: :funny:
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Re: The only use for romantic novels

Post by Audley Strange » Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:33 am

Hmmm. I've just finished writing a romantic novel, shit.
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Re: The only use for romantic novels

Post by Svartalf » Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:38 am

And I thought you had smoked them...
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Re: The only use for romantic novels

Post by Trinity » Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:58 pm

Audley Strange wrote:Hmmm. I've just finished writing a romantic novel, shit.
I would make an exception in your case.
I'd actually write one but I'd like to down some laudanum first.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:15 pm

"...his hand on her milky white thigh" :lol:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:18 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:"...his hand on her milky white thigh" :lol:
"...which was caused mainly because he overturned the milk jug in her lap."
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Re: The only use for romantic novels

Post by Trinity » Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:21 pm

:D

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Re: The only use for romantic novels

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:23 pm

"does pussy always take her milk like this, he asked" :oops: :hehe:

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Re: The only use for romantic novels

Post by Trinity » Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:36 pm

:D

Dammit, I might just break my rule and buy one, for laffs :D

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Re: The only use for romantic novels

Post by Audley Strange » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:03 pm

Trinity wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:Hmmm. I've just finished writing a romantic novel, shit.
I would make an exception in your case.
I'd actually write one but I'd like to down some laudanum first.
Well when it's in some acceptable form, rather than my slovenly posts here, I'll be looking for opinions before I go to my agent.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:17 pm

:pop: Ooooh!
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Re: The only use for romantic novels

Post by laklak » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:26 pm

His chiseled features were twisted by passion as he touched her "down there".
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: The only use for romantic novels

Post by Kristie » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:28 pm

laklak wrote:His chiseled features were twisted by passion as he touched her "down there".
Ah hah! You've read 50 Shades of Grey!! :prof:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:38 pm

do bosoms yet heave?
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