The only use for romantic novels
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Trinity
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The only use for romantic novels
Back when I was a stoner, I had a friend who collected Mills and Boon books for one reason only. When sufficiently stoned, everyone would get a book and taking turns, would read a passage. Bloody hilarious!
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Hmmm. I've just finished writing a romantic novel, shit.
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And I thought you had smoked them...
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I would make an exception in your case.Audley Strange wrote:Hmmm. I've just finished writing a romantic novel, shit.
I'd actually write one but I'd like to down some laudanum first.
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"...his hand on her milky white thigh" 
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"...which was caused mainly because he overturned the milk jug in her lap."Sean Hayden wrote:"...his hand on her milky white thigh"
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"does pussy always take her milk like this, he asked" 
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Dammit, I might just break my rule and buy one, for laffs
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Well when it's in some acceptable form, rather than my slovenly posts here, I'll be looking for opinions before I go to my agent.Trinity wrote:I would make an exception in your case.Audley Strange wrote:Hmmm. I've just finished writing a romantic novel, shit.
I'd actually write one but I'd like to down some laudanum first.
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His chiseled features were twisted by passion as he touched her "down there".
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Ah hah! You've read 50 Shades of Grey!!laklak wrote:His chiseled features were twisted by passion as he touched her "down there".
We danced.
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do bosoms yet heave?
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