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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Kristie » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:32 pm

I just finished the last book. I'm sad it's over!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:36 pm

hadespussercats wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Science proves it's overrated: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... claim.html :prof:

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Like scientists get laid. :roll:











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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Kristie » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:40 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Science proves it's overrated: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... claim.html :prof:

:biggrin:
Like scientists get laid. :roll:





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If we skip foreplay, can we make up for it by fucking twice? :ask:
You can go twice in one night? ;)
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:43 pm

Kristie wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Science proves it's overrated: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... claim.html :prof:

:biggrin:
Like scientists get laid. :roll:





:hehe:
If we skip foreplay, can we make up for it by fucking twice? :ask:
You can go twice in one night? ;)
Yes, but we just have to start a little earlier.... :biggrin:

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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Kristie » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:44 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Science proves it's overrated: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... claim.html :prof:

:biggrin:
Like scientists get laid. :roll:





:hehe:
If we skip foreplay, can we make up for it by fucking twice? :ask:
You can go twice in one night? ;)
Yes, but we just have to start a little earlier.... :biggrin:
Deal.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:51 pm

....enthusiasm and vigorous oral sex might get you a third...but, I'm not promising anything... I'm in my 40's... lol :{D

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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Svartalf » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:53 pm

Kristie wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Science proves it's overrated: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... claim.html :prof:

:biggrin:
Like scientists get laid. :roll:





:hehe:
If we skip foreplay, can we make up for it by fucking twice? :ask:
You can go twice in one night? ;)
Is that remarkable?
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:59 pm

Svartalf wrote: Is that remarkable?
Now, that I'm in my mid-40s....it's a banner night! :tut:

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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Svartalf » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:19 pm

I think I could still do it, though I'm sadly out of practice.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Kristie » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:53 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:....enthusiasm and vigorous oral sex might get you a third...but, I'm not promising anything... I'm in my 40's... lol :{D
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Kristie » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:54 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Science proves it's overrated: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... claim.html :prof:

:biggrin:
Like scientists get laid. :roll:





:hehe:
If we skip foreplay, can we make up for it by fucking twice? :ask:
You can go twice in one night? ;)
Is that remarkable?
No, I was just teasing him! :hehe:
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:01 pm

LOL -- in my 20's two was just a warm-up .... in my 40's it's like -- "another one? I have to get up in 7 hours!" :-)

...I had my ego boosted by being nicknamed "superman" (the "man of steel") back in the day.... ah, youth....

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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:04 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Science proves it's overrated: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... claim.html :prof:

:biggrin:
Like scientists get laid. :roll:





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If we skip foreplay, can we make up for it by fucking twice? :ask:
You can go twice in one night? ;)
Yes, but we just have to start a little earlier.... :biggrin:
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Kristie » Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:03 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:LOL -- in my 20's two was just a warm-up .... in my 40's it's like -- "another one? I have to get up in 7 hours!" :-)

...I had my ego boosted by being nicknamed "superman" (the "man of steel") back in the day.... ah, youth....
Time machine? :begging:
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.

Post by Mallardz » Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:55 pm

There's a doc about it on channel four.

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