The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

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The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

Post by Audley Strange » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:36 pm

We've got various threads showing clips of stand up comedians, but I couldn't find a thread dedicated to the art as a whole. As such I thought it would be a good idea to have a thread to collect all your favourite skits and bits from Comedians doing their thing.

I'll start with this...

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Re: The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

Post by Seabass » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:48 pm

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Re: The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

Post by Audley Strange » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:55 pm

Awesome. Louis is on fire at the moment.

Here's one whom I knew little about.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768PvWd2 ... re=related[/youtube]
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Post by rachelbean » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:56 pm

David Cross and Louis C.K. are two of my favourites :mrgreen: How about some Patton Oswalt on having kids and giving up drugs:



EDIT: Hahah! Beaten on the comedian. Guess me and Audley have similar taste :hehe:
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Re: The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

Post by Seabass » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:00 pm

Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé.
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It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway...

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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:00 pm

AND, since I've just discovered him, I was watching that clip when you posted.
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Re: The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

Post by rachelbean » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:06 pm

Audley Strange wrote:AND, since I've just discovered him, I was watching that clip when you posted.
He's great and his book "Zombie Spaceship Wasteland" is worth a read too, especially if you are a nerd :biggrin:

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Re: The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

Post by Pappa » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:17 pm

rachelbean wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:AND, since I've just discovered him, I was watching that clip when you posted.
He's great and his book "Zombie Spaceship Wasteland" is worth a read too, especially if you are a nerd :biggrin:

Eddie Izzard on Religion/Atheism:
I loaf that. :mrgreen:
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Re: The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

Post by rachelbean » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:55 pm

Pappa wrote:I loaf that. :mrgreen:
You should watch the Patton Oswalt one I posted if you haven't already :biggrin:
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Re: The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

Post by Pappa » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:01 pm

rachelbean wrote:
Pappa wrote:I loaf that. :mrgreen:
You should watch the Patton Oswalt one I posted if you haven't already :biggrin:
I did. :biggrin:
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Post by Tero » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:34 pm

Note to self: ismo, debt

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Post by borealis » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:57 pm

Tero wrote:Note to self: ismo, debt

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Re: The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

Post by Seabass » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:57 pm

borealis wrote:
Tero wrote:Note to self: ismo, debt
That's pretty funny. I wish I could find more of him in English.
Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
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Post by Tero » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:57 pm

here
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Re: The official Stand up comedy youtube clip thread.

Post by Audley Strange » Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:18 am

The warm and cuddly Doug...

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