The Picture of Dorian Grey

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The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by Trolldor » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:32 am

First Impressions:

Flaming Homosexuals, the lot of 'em.


Will expand more when finished.
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Post by Epictetus » Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:30 am

Great book. Lord Henry is awesome: "He never fell into the error of arresting his intellectual development by any formal acceptance of creed or system, or of mistaking for a house in which to live, an inn that is but suitable for the sojourn of a night."
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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by rachelbean » Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:53 am

Your initial impression isn't really wrong, but yeah, one of my favourites :D
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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by virphen » Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:02 am

Possibly the greatest book ever written.

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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by tattuchu » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:37 pm

Well it is written by Oscar Wilde after all :hehe:
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Post by Animavore » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:41 pm

Wilde and Joyce. Proving that Irish people write English better than the English since 1881.
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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by tattuchu » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:44 pm

Animavore wrote:Wilde and Joyce. Proving that Irish people write English better than the English since 1881.
Oscar Wilde was Irish? I had no idea. I always thought he was English :shock:
You know, I don't believe I've read anything from Wilde :ask: I should, since he has a reputation for being quite clever.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:47 pm

Animavore wrote:Wilde and Joyce. Proving that Irish people write English better than the English since 1881.
Which one wrote The Commitments again? :think:
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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by Animavore » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:47 pm

tattuchu wrote:
Oscar Wilde was Irish? I had no idea. I always thought he was English :shock:
:nono:
Full name Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde, from Dublin no less.
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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by Animavore » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:47 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Animavore wrote:Wilde and Joyce. Proving that Irish people write English better than the English since 1881.
Which one wrote The Commitments again? :think:
Roddy Doyle. What about it?
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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by Rum » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:52 pm

tattuchu wrote:
Animavore wrote:Wilde and Joyce. Proving that Irish people write English better than the English since 1881.
Oscar Wilde was Irish? I had no idea. I always thought he was English :shock:
You know, I don't believe I've read anything from Wilde :ask: I should, since he has a reputation for being quite clever.
He was honorary English! :nono:

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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by Animavore » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:53 pm

Rum wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Animavore wrote:Wilde and Joyce. Proving that Irish people write English better than the English since 1881.
Oscar Wilde was Irish? I had no idea. I always thought he was English :shock:
You know, I don't believe I've read anything from Wilde :ask: I should, since he has a reputation for being quite clever.
He was honorary English! :nono:
Yeah. The English have a habit of calling successful Irish people their own.

Eddie Irvine anyone?
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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by orpheus » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:57 pm

Animavore wrote:Wilde and Joyce. Proving that Irish people write English better than the English since 1881.
Don't forget Beckett. Good old Sam.

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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by Ele » Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:18 am

Artist Yinka Shonibare does a good Dorian Grey impersonation

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Re: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Post by Twoflower » Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:47 am

I love this book. I enjoyed reading it over the summer while at work with my hard core religious boss. She kept shooting the book evil looks.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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