What is the wrongest book you own?

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Re: What is the wrongest book you own?

Post by Svartalf » Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:02 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:An embarrassingly large number of these. They're all equally wrong, except the ones that are wronger by virtue of translation.
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Why the eff do you have so many? You work in comparing versions or something?
I mean, why keep them all?
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Re: What is the wrongest book you own?

Post by MrFungus420 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:35 am

Either The Book of Mormon or Atlas Shrugged.

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Post by Svartalf » Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:37 am

I ussed to have th BoM, but it never left Bordeaux when I came to Paris.
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Re: What is the wrongest book you own?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:54 am

redunderthebed wrote:You do realise your doing similar things that the westboro baptists to justify their bigotry only difference is that your trying to prove that god is big bad and evil which i find deeply ironic for someone who claims to be an atheist and think the bible is a load of shite as you've told me in not so many words on my FB pages cormac.
"the only difference"? That's absurd.
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Re: What is the wrongest book you own?

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:02 pm

I'm amazed at how many atheists(?) have a bible, let alone multiple copies. I can't actually remember ever having held a bible in my hands.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:07 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:I'm amazed at how many atheists(?) have a bible, let alone multiple copies. I can't actually remember ever having held a bible in my hands.
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When my paternal grandmother died the Y-donor got a bible from the UAW. Cedar box with inlaid mother of pearl lettering. White leather bible inside, with zipper. (To keep the mojo in? :dunno:) When Mom moved in with me she asked me to check that bible to "make sure all the births and deaths are up to date". I tried opening it, but the zipper was fused about an inch from the start, probably from the day is was made.
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Re: What is the wrongest book you own?

Post by Svartalf » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:19 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:I'm amazed at how many atheists(?) have a bible, let alone multiple copies. I can't actually remember ever having held a bible in my hands.
I make a point of having one at home. Know the enemy, plus it's still a basic component of our culture, so something you sshould have handy to check stuff as need arises. I even made a point of buying a readable version after I noticed that the cheapo one I had was a protestant version whose author had gone for bowdlerizing to an unacceptable degree. (I gave it away to a protestant friend)
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:23 pm

The Skeptic's Annotated Bible is handy for that.
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Re: What is the wrongest book you own?

Post by Red Celt » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:24 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:The one on the far left is my Gideon's NT, which I was handed more or less the first day of high school; then the pale brown one I think came from my maternal grandfather; there are two of those Queen's Jubilee NTs, given out to the kids at school
What kind of schools did you go to? I never received a bible at any of my schools.

I've never owned one. If I ever look for quotes etc, I use the online one(s). Every printed version of the bible is a violation of nature. Think of the trees that lost their lives, so that the same shitty bronze age fairy tale could be splurged on them... again.
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:25 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:The Skeptic's Annotated Bible is handy for that.
Maybe I'll look it up but if its written from the KJV, I'll pass on the unicorns.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:26 pm

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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:The Skeptic's Annotated Bible is handy for that.
Maybe I'll look it up but if its written from the KJV, I'll pass on the unicorns.
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/
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Re: What is the wrongest book you own?

Post by Cormac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:12 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:I'm amazed at how many atheists(?) have a bible, let alone multiple copies. I can't actually remember ever having held a bible in my hands.
How on earth can you be a Christian, when you don't own a bible - and therefore, you can't have read it end to end?

I'd read the bible end to end at least twice by the time I was 12 - out of interest. As a child of Catholic parents, reading the bible was not particularly encouraged or discouraged.
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Post by Tero » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:16 pm

I never got through either part. They both have a good start then the plot gets confused. In part II the main character dies and some totally unrelated people start a cult in his name and have endless visions. And then some lame literary devices to do with fishing, loaves and fishes and feeding starving crowds.
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Re: What is the wrongest book you own?

Post by Jason » Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:40 pm

I have a Book of Mormon and several different translations of The Holy Bible. The Book of Mormon seems crazier to me, and even more poorly written (I was surprised to find that is possible), but that might be personal bias - I grew up with the bibble so maybe that's why it seems slightly less crazy.

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Re: What is the wrongest book you own?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:43 pm

Cormac wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:I'm amazed at how many atheists(?) have a bible, let alone multiple copies. I can't actually remember ever having held a bible in my hands.
How on earth can you be a Christian, when you don't own a bible - and therefore, you can't have read it end to end?

I'd read the bible end to end at least twice by the time I was 12 - out of interest. As a child of Catholic parents, reading the bible was not particularly encouraged or discouraged.
I didn't read it end to end until I became an atheist. Doing that solidified my atheism.

I never heard of a Christian who actually had read the book from end to end.

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