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Post by Animavore » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:34 pm

The book I'd most like to see made into a movie is a book by Katherine Dunn called Geek Love.
Its a story about a family in a traveling carnival of which all the kids are freaks due to the parents deliberately taking all types of drugs to make them fucked up. Of the surviving kids one is a sort of a thalidomide kid who swims in a tank like a seal and is a great yarn spinner and hit with the ladies. Then there are conjoint twins who play piano together and sing and become prostitutes and the youngest, the main protagonist, is a hunch-back girl who resents the others because she's not enough of a freak. She's also in love with her brother but he sees her as nothing.

So there you have it. A great book which will make a great dark movie full of unrequited love, incest, jealousy, loathing, deceit, murder and, most importantly, freak sex. It can't possibly lose. The imagery would be deliciously macabre and bizarre.

A while back it was rumoured that Terry Gilliam and Tim Burton were fighting over rights to this. Personally I say fuck Tim Burton. He's a complete sell out and personally I don't think he has the balls Gilliam does to make this totally left of field although I would rather Guillermo del Toro make it than either of them.

If anyone here hasn't read it, do, its awesome :tup:

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Post by Elessarina » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:37 pm

The Forever War.... (come on Ridley!)

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Post by Feck » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:40 pm

Use of Weapons Ian M Banks :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:42 pm

Could I have the entire works of Patrick O'Brian made for the big screen? It's not too much to ask, is it?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:43 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Could I have the entire works of Patrick O'Brian made for the big screen? It's not too much to ask, is it?
Hope not; those homemade ones with you in the bathtub and the floaty rubber boats are getting tiresome...
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:45 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Could I have the entire works of Patrick O'Brian made for the big screen? It's not too much to ask, is it?
Hope not; those homemade ones with you in the bathtub and the floaty rubber boats are getting tiresome...
It's not my fault if you have to keep re-shooting scenes. :nono:
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Post by Animavore » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:45 pm

Jeez. You could at least bother writing a paragraph on what they're about and why they would be awesome films or provide links to relative sites if you're not bothered :(
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:45 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Could I have the entire works of Patrick O'Brian made for the big screen? It's not too much to ask, is it?
Hope not; those homemade ones with you in the bathtub and the floaty rubber boats are getting tiresome...
It's not my fault if you have to keep re-shooting scenes. :nono:
Seems to me you're the one doing the shooting. :whistle:
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Post by Elessarina » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:46 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Could I have the entire works of Patrick O'Brian made for the big screen? It's not too much to ask, is it?


Agreed. More Russell and Paul please

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Post by RuleBritannia » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:47 pm

Elessarina wrote:The Forever War.... (come on Ridley!)
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A classic piece of literature that I can't believe has not already been made into a movie.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:48 pm

Animavore wrote:Jeez. You could at least bother writing a paragraph on what they're about and why they would be awesome films or provide links to relative sites if you're not bothered :(
Oh, really, you are so demanding!

Patrick O'Brian - Master and Commander and all that. There are 20 or so more books to film. Naval derring do in the early 19th century. Mainbraces being spliced, the dastardly French and Americans being confounded, bottoms being buggered. Magic.
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Post by Animavore » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:51 pm

RuleBritannia wrote:
Elessarina wrote:The Forever War.... (come on Ridley!)
+1
A classic piece of literature that I can't believe has not already been made into a movie.
Sounds great on paper http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forever_War :tup:

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Post by Animavore » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:52 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Animavore wrote:Jeez. You could at least bother writing a paragraph on what they're about and why they would be awesome films or provide links to relative sites if you're not bothered :(
Oh, really, you are so demanding!

Patrick O'Brian - Master and Commander and all that. There are 20 or so more books to film. Naval derring do in the early 19th century. Mainbraces being spliced, the dastardly French and Americans being confounded, bottoms being buggered. Magic.
Haven't even seen the first one yet. I'm sure it'll be on TV soon now at this stage.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:52 pm

All the Flashman books, too. Every major diplomatic and military incident of the 19th century, with good old Flashie scurrying from cover to strumpet.

Difficult to film without them coming out like Carry On movies, though.
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Post by leo-rcc » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:53 pm

Does it have to be an adaptation of a book or could it be the biography of a writer of a book?
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