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The Incident Of Depp's Missing Finger
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The Incident Of Depp's Missing Finger
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What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Care factor, zero.
Why isn't anyone posting about the burkini ban on a growing number of French beaches?
Why isn't anyone posting about the burkini ban on a growing number of French beaches?
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If you want to see pictures of wimin in wet clothes, there are dedicated places for that, you know.eRvin wrote:Care factor, zero.
Why isn't anyone posting about the burkini ban on a growing number of French beaches?
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Because there are so few burkini wearing women in the first place, they don't leave their hijab, even if they come to the beach, that the "ban" is not even symbolic.eRvin wrote:Care factor, zero.
Why isn't anyone posting about the burkini ban on a growing number of French beaches?
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I read there was a bit of biffo today in Corsica because someone was offended by someone else in a swimming tent.
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Yeah, I hear it too, though it's not very well confirmed... Corsicans ought to be all deported to Algiers anyway.
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I fear Depp is taking advantage of the two for one offer at his local pharmacy, and what people wear is their own business.
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Only a dangerous lunatic would cut off their own finger
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The German word "Depp" literally means "Idiot"
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They settled their divorce, apparently. http://www.tmz.com/2016/08/16/amber-hea ... e-divorce/
Chances are, they both lied in some respect.
Bottom line, though, they had no kids, and if he or she wasn't treating the other right, they should have just divorced and moved on. Naturally, though, he was an idiot and married without a prenuptual agreement and under California law, she'd be entitled to half of their community property (including pre-marital assets that were earned and accumulated throughout his career).
Lesson to be learned: If you have significant assets, make them sign a prenuptual agreement and make sure it's rock-solid.
Chances are, they both lied in some respect.
Bottom line, though, they had no kids, and if he or she wasn't treating the other right, they should have just divorced and moved on. Naturally, though, he was an idiot and married without a prenuptual agreement and under California law, she'd be entitled to half of their community property (including pre-marital assets that were earned and accumulated throughout his career).
Lesson to be learned: If you have significant assets, make them sign a prenuptual agreement and make sure it's rock-solid.
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A better lesson might be GTFO of California.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Indeed.laklak wrote:A better lesson might be GTFO of California.
And, don't marry gold diggers less than half your age. What gets me is that they were married for like three months before their marriage started going off the rails. Shit just move on... instead, he gets to write her a check for millions.
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Oddly appropriate in this instance.NineBerry wrote:The German word "Depp" literally means "Idiot"
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So Depp fell prey to a gold-digger eh?Forty Two wrote:Indeed.laklak wrote:A better lesson might be GTFO of California.
And, don't marry gold diggers less than half your age. What gets me is that they were married for like three months before their marriage started going off the rails. Shit just move on... instead, he gets to write her a check for millions.
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Looks like it. Like Eddie Murphy said, I've had some good pussy. Some DAMN good pussy. But I ain't never had no pussy worth 50 million dollars.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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