The Incident Of Depp's Missing Finger

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Re: The Incident Of Depp's Missing Finger

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:08 pm

He got half of her assets too though.
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Post by Forty Two » Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:50 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:He got half of her assets too though.
Amber Heard is 30, and Depp is 53. He's been acting for as long as she's been alive. The split by the court would include half of even his premarital assets. If they settled, it might be different, but basically, she's demanding millions of dollars for a few months of marriage. The patriarchy, strikes again.
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Post by JimC » Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:01 pm

A succession of call girls would have been cheaper...
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Post by laklak » Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:55 am

Sure would have. That was Charlie Sheen's M.O.

Depp was blinded by pussy. Can happen to anybody.
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Post by laklak » Fri Aug 19, 2016 2:18 am

Goddamn, she gave it all away to charity. $7 million split between Children's Hospital of Los Angeles and the ACLU.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/18/entertain ... index.html

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:33 am

wow. Although, I reckon it's just a ruse for her next gold digging adventure. She'll marry someone way richer than Depp and the poor unsuspecting sod won't see her as a gold digger because of this act. Tricsky womenses!
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Post by Animavore » Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:58 pm

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Post by rachelbean » Fri Aug 19, 2016 3:38 pm

Yes, brilliant plan. Start out acting, land a couple break out roles, keep acting, land a few bigger roles, meet and marry Johnny Depp, divorce him for the money, donate that money to charity so that your final target (I'm guessing a Billionaire of some sort) never sees it coming :lay:
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Re: The Incident Of Depp's Missing Finger

Post by Forty Two » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:12 pm

I'm only posting this hear because the thread already exists. I wouldn't create another thread about Depp, so as not to afford him even more of a platform.

Nobody should see his movies. And, he should never be hired for an acting gig again.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-e ... ts-1171081
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Re: The Incident Of Depp's Missing Finger

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:29 pm

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Re: The Incident Of Depp's Missing Finger

Post by Forty Two » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:34 pm

Johnny, like the frat boy that he is, claims Amber Heard lied and pretended to be beaten up so as to sully his reputation and get a leg up in the divorce. Of course, that's ridiculous, because women don't lie about stuff like this.
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