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Clue Derail of When and how did you lose your virginity?

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:00 pm

andrewclunn wrote:Mrs. Peacock in the Kitchen with the Candlestick.
:lol: Damn you, Professor Plum! :lay:
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Post by Drewish » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:04 pm

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andrewclunn wrote:Mrs. Peacock in the Kitchen with the Candlestick.
:lol: Damn you, Professor Plum! :lay:
"But seriously, I don't see what's so terrible about Colonel Mustard visiting a house of ill fame. Most soldiers do, don't they?" :eddy:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:07 pm

andrewclunn wrote:
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andrewclunn wrote:Mrs. Peacock in the Kitchen with the Candlestick.
:lol: Damn you, Professor Plum! :lay:
"But seriously, I don't see what's so terrible about Colonel Mustard visiting a house of ill fame. Most soldiers do, don't they?" :eddy:
The mustard ain't what it used to be, though... :?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:22 pm

andrewclunn wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:Mrs. Peacock in the Kitchen with the Candlestick.
:lol: Damn you, Professor Plum! :lay:
"But seriously, I don't see what's so terrible about Colonel Mustard visiting a house of ill fame. Most soldiers do, don't they?" :eddy:
"You know what doctors aren't supposed to do with their patients?"
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Post by Drewish » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:23 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:Mrs. Peacock in the Kitchen with the Candlestick.
:lol: Damn you, Professor Plum! :lay:
"But seriously, I don't see what's so terrible about Colonel Mustard visiting a house of ill fame. Most soldiers do, don't they?" :eddy:
"You know what doctors aren't supposed to do with their patients?"
"Yes."
"Well, he DID!"
"Are you making moral judgements, Mrs. Peacock? How, then, do you justify taking bribes in return for delivering your husband Senator Peacock's vote to certain lobbyists?"
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:24 pm

andrewclunn wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:Mrs. Peacock in the Kitchen with the Candlestick.
:lol: Damn you, Professor Plum! :lay:
"But seriously, I don't see what's so terrible about Colonel Mustard visiting a house of ill fame. Most soldiers do, don't they?" :eddy:
"You know what doctors aren't supposed to do with their patients?"
"Yes."
"Well, he DID!"
"Are you making moral judgements, Mrs. Peacock? How, then, do you justify taking bribes in return for delivering your husband Senator Peacock's vote to certain lobbyists?"
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Post by Drewish » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:26 pm

I'm sorry, but Murder by Death is on my "movies to watch" list.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:44 pm

andrewclunn wrote:I'm sorry, but Murder by Death is on my "movies to watch" list.
It was just on TV a couple of weeks ago.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:45 pm

andrewclunn wrote:I'm sorry, but Murder by Death is on my "movies to watch" list.
It's better than "Clue". :tup:
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Post by Animavore » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:49 pm

I've never heard of that movie. I presume its a comedy??
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:51 pm

Murder by Death? Yes, it's a Neil Simon parody of detective novels & films. If you know what's being satirised, it's very funny.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_by_Death
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Post by Animavore » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:55 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Murder by Death? Yes, it's a Neil Simon parody of detective novels & films. If you know what's being satirised, it's very funny.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_by_Death
Yeah. I'm familiar with the old Agatha Chrisite films. I recently saw Death on the Nile (or something) and I couldn't (well, I could) believe the racism. They had this Indian servant who was clearly a white guy with brown make-up and upon hearing of something evil afoot he exclaims, in the worst of Indian accents (think Apu but, worse) Oh goody goody gum drops before exiting shaking his head :hilarious:

Me and my mother nearly fell of our chairs laughing.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:00 pm

Animavore wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Murder by Death? Yes, it's a Neil Simon parody of detective novels & films. If you know what's being satirised, it's very funny.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_by_Death
Yeah. I'm familiar with the old Agatha Chrisite films. I recently saw Death on the Nile (or something) and I couldn't (well, I could) believe the racism. They had this Indian servant who was clearly a white guy with brown make-up and upon hearing of something evil afoot it he exclaims, in the worst of Indian accents (think Apu but, worse) Oh goody goody gum drops before exiting shaking his head :hilarious:

Me and my mother nearly fell of our chairs laughing.
"Clue" and "Murder by Death" are quite possibly the funniest double feature you'll ever see. :-) :D :D :hehe: :lol: :hilarious: :bwaha:
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