S.H.I.E.L.D. is now hiring.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni53282661?mode=desktop

The currently dead Phil Coulson wants YOU!

As expected, ABC has given a series order to Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Here’s the official description below. Check out the official S.H.I.E.L.D. logo here. Many more ABC pickups to come…

Clark Gregg reprises his role of Agent Phil Coulson from Marvel’s feature films as he assembles a small, highly select group of Agents from the worldwide law-enforcement organization known as S.H.I.E.L.D. Together they investigate the new, the strange, and the unknown across the globe, protecting the ordinary from the extraordinary. Coulson’s team consists of Agent Grant Ward (Brett Dalton), highly trained in combat and espionage, »

[JimC]

I assume they have a need for a cardigan-wearing maths nerd, and would be forgiving of occasional gin-fueled lapses...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I assume they have a need for a cardigan-wearing maths nerd, and would be forgiving of occasional gin-fueled lapses...

Yes, sir, we have part for you. Every week the good guys will be faced with a seemingly unsolvable problem, like "what's the annual percentage rate of interest available to customers who have both the Platinum and Gold accounts with a minimum balance of $50,000 and have chosen the automatic roll-over option for their primary and secondary checking accounts but not their savings accounts. CD will be included in the final calculation." You job will be to make finding the solution so simply that the Agents will be mortally embarrassed and blush madly while staring sullenly at their desktops and/or drawing crude pictures of vulvas in their copy books.

[JimC]

I assume they have a need for a cardigan-wearing maths nerd, and would be forgiving of occasional gin-fueled lapses...

Yes, sir, we have part for you. Every week the good guys will be faced with a seemingly unsolvable problem, like "what's the annual percentage rate of interest available to customers who have both the Platinum and Gold accounts with a minimum balance of $50,000 and have chosen the automatic roll-over option for their primary and secondary checking accounts but not their savings accounts. CD will be included in the final calculation." You job will be to make finding the solution so simply that the Agents will be mortally embarrassed and blush madly while staring sullenly at their desktops and/or drawing crude pictures of vulvas in their copy books.

And when I find the solution so quickly will a blonde with enormous tits be so impressed that she leaps on me with savage abandon?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I assume they have a need for a cardigan-wearing maths nerd, and would be forgiving of occasional gin-fueled lapses...

Yes, sir, we have part for you. Every week the good guys will be faced with a seemingly unsolvable problem, like "what's the annual percentage rate of interest available to customers who have both the Platinum and Gold accounts with a minimum balance of $50,000 and have chosen the automatic roll-over option for their primary and secondary checking accounts but not their savings accounts. CD will be included in the final calculation." You job will be to make finding the solution so simply that the Agents will be mortally embarrassed and blush madly while staring sullenly at their desktops and/or drawing crude pictures of vulvas in their copy books.

And when I find the solution so quickly will a blonde with enormous tits be so impressed that she leaps on me with savage abandon?

It's your fantasy...

[JimC]

Not good for my dicky ticker...



Anyway, what the hell happened to Nick Fury?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Not good for my dicky ticker...



Anyway, what the hell happened to Nick Fury?

He had an appointment with his eye doctor.

[JimC]

Not good for my dicky ticker...



Anyway, what the hell happened to Nick Fury?

He had an appointment with his eye doctor.