Shit Film Warning. Saving Hours of People's lives.

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Post by Animavore » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:44 am

Saw the film Knowing the other night. Seriously don't watch it. It is SHIT.

I can't believe how bad it was. I know some of you may be interested or even curious but, please, trust me on this. Don't watch it. Not even to see how bad it is.

Now, I just saved you 2 long and miserable hours out of your life. You can go for that picnic instead now.


Other films that should never be watched.

The Sixth Sense and any other film by that guy Shalalalala or whatever his name is.
Forth Indiana Jones you may tear your eyes out of your head.

If I think of more I'll post them
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Post by Feck » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:47 am

Event Horizon sucks on so many levels .
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Post by AshtonBlack » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:49 am

Animavore wrote:Saw the film Knowing the other night. Seriously don't watch it. It is SHIT.

I can't believe how bad it was. I know some of you may be interested or even curious but, please, trust me on this. Don't watch it. Not even to see how bad it is.

Now, I just saved you 2 long and miserable hours out of your life. You can go for that picnic instead now.


Other films that should never be watched.

The Sixth Sense and any other film by that guy Shalalalala or whatever his name is.
Forth Indiana Jones you may tear your eyes out of your head.

If I think of more I'll post them
I haven't walked out of many films but this one I did:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119099/

A "Seven" rip off came out soon after "Seven" and I hated it. Walked out about 40mins in.

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Post by tattuchu » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:50 am

I liked The Sixth Sense :oops: But I don't think any of his other movies were all that good.
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Post by Animavore » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:53 am

Feck wrote:Event Horizon sucks on so many levels .
I loved this film as a teen but, I saw it recently and couldn't believe how bad it was.
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Post by Pappa » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:55 am

2012 will be out soon, it will be shit, no doubt.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:57 am

Pappa wrote:2012 will be out soon, it will be shit, no doubt.
It will never be as bad as "The Late Great Planet Earth."
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Post by Pappa » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:03 pm

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Pappa wrote:2012 will be out soon, it will be shit, no doubt.
It will never be as bad as "The Late Great Planet Earth."
Do we have a worst films ever made thread?
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Post by Animavore » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:05 pm

We do now.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:05 pm

Pappa wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Pappa wrote:2012 will be out soon, it will be shit, no doubt.
It will never be as bad as "The Late Great Planet Earth."
Do we have a worst films ever made thread?
We do now. :hehe:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:06 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:
Animavore wrote:Saw the film Knowing the other night. Seriously don't watch it. It is SHIT.

I can't believe how bad it was. I know some of you may be interested or even curious but, please, trust me on this. Don't watch it. Not even to see how bad it is.

Now, I just saved you 2 long and miserable hours out of your life. You can go for that picnic instead now.


Other films that should never be watched.

The Sixth Sense and any other film by that guy Shalalalala or whatever his name is.
Forth Indiana Jones you may tear your eyes out of your head.

If I think of more I'll post them
I haven't walked out of many films but this one I did:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119099/

A "Seven" rip off came out soon after "Seven" and I hated it. Walked out about 40mins in.
Not a bad film at all - and not a Se7en rip-off either, the supernatural element sets it apart.
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Post by Feck » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:10 pm

Battlefield Earth
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:11 pm

Do not go and see "Love Actually". I became physically very cross in the cinema as this inane, twee, nonsensical bit of scabrous drivel washed over me. One assumes that Richard Curtis has never encountered a human being and doesn't know how they speak.

I. HATED. IT.

Lady Huxley loved it.

And, of course, it goes without saying that you should never, under any circumstances, go and see anything by McG or Michael BAy.
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Post by Animavore » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:12 pm

Feck wrote:Battlefield Earth
:Pulls lip over head and swallows:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:13 pm

Animavore wrote:
Feck wrote:Battlefield Earth
:Pulls lip over head and swallows:
That was an interesting accident. :hehe:
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