Transformers 2

[Pappa]

Going in to see it today I think. It better be good. I heard Terminator: Salvation was absolute bollox.

How could it be otherwise? It's directed by "McG". "McG"?? They ass doesn't even have a name.

Excuse me sir... you appear to have done an americanizm.

[Clinton Huxley]

Going in to see it today I think. It better be good. I heard Terminator: Salvation was absolute bollox.

How could it be otherwise? It's directed by "McG". "McG"?? They ass doesn't even have a name.

Excuse me sir... you appear to have done an americanizm.

The damned Yankee imperialists are even muscling in on my idiom now!Where will it end?

[Animavore]

Well. The best thing I could say about this film is that it didn't totally suck.
A serious let down. The action is tedious and the story is facepalm.
By rights everyone involved in the making of this film should be shot for ruining a good franchise.
But, I'm a lenient man. Just bring me the head of Michael Bay and the rest can go as long as they stay gone.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Well. The best thing I could say about this film is that it didn't totally suck.
A serious let down. The action is tedious and the story is facepalm.
By rights everyone involved in the making of this film should be shot for ruining a good franchise.
But, I'm a lenient man. Just bring me the head of Michael Bay and the rest can go as long as they stay gone.

So very kind of you, Ani.

Seriously, it's a movie about children's toys. I won't go into with expectations higher than that.

[Pappa]

Well. The best thing I could say about this film is that it didn't totally suck.
A serious let down. The action is tedious and the story is facepalm.
By rights everyone involved in the making of this film should be shot for ruining a good franchise.
But, I'm a lenient man. Just bring me the head of Michael Bay and the rest can go as long as they stay gone.

So very kind of you, Ani.

Seriously, it's a movie about children's toys. I won't go into with expectations higher than that.

The hotties, the hotties!

[Animavore]

Well. The best thing I could say about this film is that it didn't totally suck.
A serious let down. The action is tedious and the story is facepalm.
By rights everyone involved in the making of this film should be shot for ruining a good franchise.
But, I'm a lenient man. Just bring me the head of Michael Bay and the rest can go as long as they stay gone.

So very kind of you, Ani.

Seriously, it's a movie about children's toys. I won't go into with expectations higher than that.

Well seeing as the first one was a damn enjoyable movie I expected the second one to have a somewhat similar standard.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Well. The best thing I could say about this film is that it didn't totally suck.
A serious let down. The action is tedious and the story is facepalm.
By rights everyone involved in the making of this film should be shot for ruining a good franchise.
But, I'm a lenient man. Just bring me the head of Michael Bay and the rest can go as long as they stay gone.

So very kind of you, Ani.

Seriously, it's a movie about children's toys. I won't go into with expectations higher than that.

The hotties, the hotties!

You probably haven't seen the Burger King commercial where a BK transformer bursts through a wall? There's a hottie on the ground doing the silent scream thing.

[Animavore]

Well. The best thing I could say about this film is that it didn't totally suck.
A serious let down. The action is tedious and the story is facepalm.
By rights everyone involved in the making of this film should be shot for ruining a good franchise.
But, I'm a lenient man. Just bring me the head of Michael Bay and the rest can go as long as they stay gone.

So very kind of you, Ani.

Seriously, it's a movie about children's toys. I won't go into with expectations higher than that.

The hotties, the hotties!

Don't get me started on that other girl. More predictable than an eclipse. I wished I had a bigger palm to bury my face into in that scene.

(trying not to drop any spoilers in an already spoiled film)

[Clinton Huxley]

The Michael Bay suck factor weighs heavily. Mark Kermode, the sometimes annoying film reviewer, descibes him as filming everything as if it was porn...."A robot! Phwooargh! A car! Phwoargh! An explosion!! Phwooooooaaaargh!"

[Animavore]

The Michael Bay suck factor weighs heavily. Mark Kermode, the sometimes annoying film reviewer, descibes him as filming everything as if it was porn...."A robot! Phwooargh! A car! Phwoargh! An explosion!! Phwooooooaaaargh!"

Yes, but, this actually worked for the first one.
The second one was just a joke. Especially al that 'it is your destiny' crap

I'm too upset to speak about it now.
I'm going to the pub.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Well. The best thing I could say about this film is that it didn't totally suck.
A serious let down. The action is tedious and the story is facepalm.
By rights everyone involved in the making of this film should be shot for ruining a good franchise.
But, I'm a lenient man. Just bring me the head of Michael Bay and the rest can go as long as they stay gone.

So very kind of you, Ani.

Seriously, it's a movie about children's toys. I won't go into with expectations higher than that.

The hotties, the hotties!

Don't get me started on that other girl. More predictable than an eclipse. I wished I had a bigger palm to bury my face into in that scene.

(trying not to drop any spoilers in an already spoiled film)

Pappa was talking about Shia.

[Pappa]

Pappa was talking about Shia.