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Ok you're not interested, but here's the short version:
Phil has had to stay ashore because he may still have a bit of blood clot floating around in his chest, but jake and Josh have gone fishing with Murray as relief captain. YAY! We love Murray. He is calm and collected and a bloody good engineer.
The Wizard is broke. Good. But how can one brother be called Keith and the other called Monty?
The Hilstrands are still off their tits. All 6 of 'em. But Mike is back on board.
Sig still has pretty young Jake on board (but he will never outshine Edgar who is just a blonde version of Dave Grohl - sigh).
I love this show.
Phil has had to stay ashore because he may still have a bit of blood clot floating around in his chest, but jake and Josh have gone fishing with Murray as relief captain. YAY! We love Murray. He is calm and collected and a bloody good engineer.
The Wizard is broke. Good. But how can one brother be called Keith and the other called Monty?
The Hilstrands are still off their tits. All 6 of 'em. But Mike is back on board.
Sig still has pretty young Jake on board (but he will never outshine Edgar who is just a blonde version of Dave Grohl - sigh).
I love this show.

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Is it really that good a show?
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I'm not convinced! Sell it to me Michele! 

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'Scuse my ig'nance. But is this a show about crabs as in crustaceans, or crabs as in lice? Or some shit? I iz puh-plext!
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You'd think that with a name like "the deadliest catch" there wouldn't be any confusion, not on this forum 

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Re: Crabs
Crab fishing in the Bering Sea. Sub zero temperatures, 50ft seas, crews I have know for 4 series... for crying out loud people - it is thrilling!!!!
Anyway, it has just finished. Tune in next Tues on Discovery 1 at 9pm (or Disco 2 at 10pm, like me).
For now, I'm off to watch Trading Places in bed.
Anyway, it has just finished. Tune in next Tues on Discovery 1 at 9pm (or Disco 2 at 10pm, like me).
For now, I'm off to watch Trading Places in bed.
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Trading Places In Bed!!!MCJ wrote:Crab fishing in the Bering Sea. Sub zero temperatures, 50ft seas, crews I have know for 4 series... for crying out loud people - it is thrilling!!!!
Anyway, it has just finished. Tune in next Tues on Discovery 1 at 9pm (or Disco 2 at 10pm, like me).
For now, I'm off to watch Trading Places in bed.

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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing

Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Re: Crabs
I don't get it.
Why does everyone love this program? All my friends love it. They always put it on down the pub. Am I really the only person that hates this program?
Why does everyone love this program? All my friends love it. They always put it on down the pub. Am I really the only person that hates this program?
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Re: Crabs
Haven't we been talking about this kind of derail?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Trading Places In Bed!!!MCJ wrote:Crab fishing in the Bering Sea. Sub zero temperatures, 50ft seas, crews I have know for 4 series... for crying out loud people - it is thrilling!!!!
Anyway, it has just finished. Tune in next Tues on Discovery 1 at 9pm (or Disco 2 at 10pm, like me).
For now, I'm off to watch Trading Places in bed.Isn't that the porno version of the old Eddie Murphy film - the one starring John 'the dong' Wong and Suzie 'the floozy' Shagpuppy?

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It's one of those shows akin to "Ice Truckers" and that horrible one about loggers. 

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I wonder how the stocks of crabs are doing these days. Are they heading for extinction like the tuna?MCJ wrote:Yip. It is better than those though.eXcommunicate wrote:It's one of those shows akin to "Ice Truckers" and that horrible one about loggers.
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Didn't appear to be a prob.eXcommunicate wrote:I wonder how the stocks of crabs are doing these days. Are they heading for extinction like the tuna?MCJ wrote:Yip. It is better than those though.eXcommunicate wrote:It's one of those shows akin to "Ice Truckers" and that horrible one about loggers.
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