BIG BROTHER STARTS TONIGHT!!!

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Re: BIG BROTHER STARTS TONIGHT!!!

Post by CJ » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:44 pm

They've got a Christian nutter in there :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:01 pm

Why is Stephen Fry a thieving cunt? Did I miss something? Did he claim for two cappuccinos and only drink one on his last expenses form? :dono:
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:04 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Why is Stephen Fry a thieving cunt? Did I miss something? Did he claim for two cappuccinos and only drink one on his last expenses form? :dono:
He had a 'manic' moment back when he was 17, where he nicked a family friend's credit card and ran off and went on a spending spree. He did jail time for it.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:43 am

I didn't watch it, of course. I occupied myself reading a learned article on Quantum Entanglement in Nature whilst listening to modern classical music. I then did a little work translating the works of Dante into Morse Code and wrote a letter to the little orphan child I sponsor in Lesotho.

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Re: BIG BROTHER STARTS TONIGHT!!!

Post by Feck » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:23 am

Well that's the telly gathering dust in the corner for a few months ..
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Post by devogue » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:57 am

CJ wrote:Well Steve's the winner. Ex services no legs, tatooed to fuck and he's gonna take NO SHIT from the other twats in there!
He's either going to be an absolute gem or an absolute pain in the hole.

I think the posh bloke is going to be good value for money, the Irish girl is a complete dick (Noirin mark II :roll: ) and the joiner should be a laugh. I like the look of the wild card as well, if he can complete his task.
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Re: BIG BROTHER STARTS TONIGHT!!!

Post by normal » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:02 am

Do they still do that stupid show? :roll:
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Re: BIG BROTHER STARTS TONIGHT!!!

Post by devogue » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:06 am

CJ wrote:They've got a Christian nutter in there :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
Another one who could be an arsehole or a priceless housemate. The Aussie bloke, John James, will be brilliant as well, because he has no idea of the UK history of the show, he's thousands of miles from home, and he won't give a shit.
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Re: BIG BROTHER STARTS TONIGHT!!!

Post by Pensioner » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:32 am

Never watched it I never will. Reality TV is complete and utter crap. :Erasb:
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Post by devogue » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:41 am

Pensioner wrote:Never watched it I never will. Reality TV is complete and utter crap. :Erasb:
There's an ex squaddie on it who lost both legs and an eye in Northern Ireland.

He's still prettier than you.
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Re: BIG BROTHER STARTS TONIGHT!!!

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:44 am

devogue wrote:...There's an ex squaddie on it who lost both legs and an eye in Northern Ireland...
Fucking Paddies. :nono:
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Re: BIG BROTHER STARTS TONIGHT!!!

Post by devogue » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:50 am

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
devogue wrote:...There's an ex squaddie on it who lost both legs and an eye in Northern Ireland...
Fucking Paddies. :nono:
It wasn't us.

He left them in the pub after a skinful of stout. :hehe:
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Re: BIG BROTHER STARTS TONIGHT!!!

Post by CJ » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:49 pm

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/
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Re: BIG BROTHER STARTS TONIGHT!!!

Post by Matt H » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:55 pm

Pensioner wrote:Never watched it I never will. Reality TV is complete and utter crap. :Erasb:
I'd agree, but it depends what you mean by 'reality TV'.
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