The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:59 pm

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Go make your "O" face and go to bed, you! :razzle:
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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by The Curious Squid » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:25 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:It's a film best enjoyed in company.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:29 pm

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:26 pm

I have this film ready to watch - I am now waiting for a rainy afternoon.
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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by Ian » Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:30 pm

This thread inspired me to watch my Office Space DVD last night! :woot:
The wife and I laughed ourselves silly during the fax machine destruction scene.

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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 06, 2009 1:22 am

I have just finished laughing myself stupid through out this brilliant film! :tup:

Pure genius. I never realised it was by Mike Judge.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 06, 2009 1:31 am

Glad you liked it, XC! It's hysterical. I really must go buy a copy. :hum:
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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 06, 2009 1:33 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Glad you liked it, XC! It's hysterical. I really must go buy a copy. :hum:
Buy? Oh yes, buy... 8-)

I am buying a copy of Idiocracy now.
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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by cowiz » Wed May 06, 2009 2:39 am

I'm just here to make sure that all of the latest posts are mine - job done.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 06, 2009 2:41 am

pawiz wrote:I'm just here to make sure that all of the latest posts are mine - job done.
But they aren't. :think:
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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by cowiz » Wed May 06, 2009 2:44 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
pawiz wrote:I'm just here to make sure that all of the latest posts are mine - job done.
But they aren't. :think:
They were
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 06, 2009 2:45 am

pawiz wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
pawiz wrote:I'm just here to make sure that all of the latest posts are mine - job done.
But they aren't. :think:
They were
Depends what you mean by 'all'. You had the top dozen for a bit perhaps.
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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by cowiz » Wed May 06, 2009 2:45 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
pawiz wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
pawiz wrote:I'm just here to make sure that all of the latest posts are mine - job done.
But they aren't. :think:
They were
Depends what you mean by 'all'. You had the top dozen for a bit perhaps.
That is my definition of "all"
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 06, 2009 2:46 am

A pretty unambitious definition if you ask me.
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Re: The Office Space Appreciative Flair Thread

Post by cowiz » Wed May 06, 2009 2:47 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:A pretty unambitious definition if you ask me.
I'm intellectually lazy
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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