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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:17 pm

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Clinton Huxley wrote:Lady Huxley is a big fan, not really my cup of tea. I'd rather watch Friends than Eastenders, mind. Except for any episode of Friends set in the UK. Those episodes make me want to torture and kill every single American in the known universe.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:18 pm

I can live with that. :tea:
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Re: Friends

Post by Animavore » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:27 pm

Just glad they didn't have an 'Irish' episode :nono:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:29 pm

Animavore wrote:Just glad they didn't have an 'Irish' episode :nono:
Or one in which they adopted a spider monkey...
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Post by klr » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:31 pm

Animavore wrote:Just glad they didn't have an 'Irish' episode :nono:
I think the phrase "be thankful for small mercies" applies here. :coffee:
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Post by Animavore » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:39 pm

I hate the way everything is so polished and everyone so attractive in Friends. Attractive people just aren't that funny. The British learned this a long time ago. Attractive people trying to act pathetic and lame is in itself pathetic and lame. Only uglies can pull off pathetic and lame. Its quite simple really.
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Post by Rum » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:59 pm

Animavore wrote:I hate the way everything is so polished and everyone so attractive in Friends. Attractive people just aren't that funny. The British learned this a long time ago. Attractive people trying to act pathetic and lame is in itself pathetic and lame. Only uglies can pull off pathetic and lame. Its quite simple really.
This explains why the British don't go to the dentist more often .. :coffee:
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Post by Arse » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:51 pm

Animavore wrote:Just glad they didn't have an 'Irish' episode :nono:
Oh fuck, can you just imagine it? :shock: Horrific images of 7foot tall, blond, sun tanned Californian actors dressed up as priests and drunks trying to say things in a fake Irish accent, surrounded by sheep and thatched cottages and "feisty" :roll: women with that yukky red curly hair that no woman in Ireland actually has because nobody apart from Nicole Kidman could pull that hair style off.

Pass the brain bleach. :cry:
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Re: Friends

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:15 pm

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Animavore wrote:Just glad they didn't have an 'Irish' episode :nono:
Oh fuck, can you just imagine it? :shock: Horrific images of 7foot tall, blond, sun tanned Californian actors dressed up as priests and drunks trying to say things in a fake Irish accent, surrounded by sheep and thatched cottages and "feisty" :roll: women with that yukky red curly hair that no woman in Ireland actually has because nobody apart from Nicole Kidman could pull that hair style off.

Pass the brain bleach. :cry:
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Post by klr » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:18 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
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Animavore wrote:Just glad they didn't have an 'Irish' episode :nono:
Oh fuck, can you just imagine it? :shock: Horrific images of 7foot tall, blond, sun tanned Californian actors dressed up as priests and drunks trying to say things in a fake Irish accent, surrounded by sheep and thatched cottages and "feisty" :roll: women with that yukky red curly hair that no woman in Ireland actually has because nobody apart from Nicole Kidman could pull that hair style off.

Pass the brain bleach. :cry:
And they'd all be called "Bridey."
I had a relative called Bridey. :coffee:
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Re: Friends

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:15 pm

Oh begorrah!! I think Oi'm 'avin' an Oirish episode!!

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Re: Friends

Post by Arse » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:26 am

I'm torn between YOU BASTERD HOW DARE YOU STEREOTYPE MY PEOPLE, and YOU BASTARD WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT SMILEY?


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Re: Friends

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:39 am

Arse wrote:I'm torn between YOU BASTERD HOW DARE YOU STEREOTYPE MY PEOPLE, and YOU BASTARD WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT SMILEY?


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Re: Friends

Post by Sisifo » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:46 am

Actually I use to call "friends" -in the series title reference- to any group of people of similar age and mixed gender who show absolute lack of sexuality and don't even remotely fantasize about sex with the others...
Come on! A bunch of 20+-30+ (depending on the season) who live door to door and are crossing each one's door, singles for the simplicity of the plot, and the never carry condoms??
In all groups I belonged, after 3 years every single person has fucked more than once every other single person in the group!! And I don't think I'm being excessive... You hang out every day with the other sex and you don't get hard?? (cock or nipples) then you have no hormones...

Actually I'm very pissed off at that series... I think it has harmed a whole generation into prudish, asexual cute fashion hangers...
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Re: Friends

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:57 am

I think most of them did fuck each other, didn't they? Except for Dork and Skank, who were brother and sister.



Edit: I mean Ross and Monica - I forgot that "Dork" and "Skank" could apply to any of the cast! :hehe:
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