Star Trek The Next Generation
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
Picard was much better than Kirk , Shatner what a ham ! Besides Jerry Ryan is just lush .




Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
- rachelbean
- "awesome."
- Posts: 15757
- Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:08 am
- About me: I'm a nerd.
- Location: Wales, aka not England
- Contact:
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
But Jerry Ryan didn't come along until voyager 

lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock…
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!

- Tigger
- 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 piccolos
- Posts: 15714
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:26 pm
- About me: It's not "about" me, it's exactly me.
- Location: location location.
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
Who cares?rachelbean wrote:But Jerry Ryan didn't come along until voyager


Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
that's what happens when I post without coffeerachelbean wrote:But Jerry Ryan didn't come along until voyager






Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
- normal
- !
- Posts: 9071
- Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:23 pm
- About me: meh
- Location: North, and then some
- Contact:
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
Picard is the awesomest captain ever. So authoritative, handsome, cool, smart, resourceful, intelligent, just, strong, caring, etc. etc. etc. etc.
Kirk was just a bumbling fool compared to Picard.
I also used to love Quantum Leap
Kirk was just a bumbling fool compared to Picard.
I also used to love Quantum Leap


Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all. -Douglas Adams
- Thinking Aloud
- Page Bottomer
- Posts: 20111
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:56 am
- Contact:
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
TNG was fun. I wouldn't say I was an avid viewer, though. I do recall being rather surprised by Yar's death (and mode of). B5 held more appeal for me, when it came along a few years later.
http://thinking-aloud.co.uk/ Musical Me
- klr
- (%gibber(who=klr, what=Leprageek);)
- Posts: 32964
- Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:25 pm
- About me: The money was just resting in my account.
- Location: Airstrip Two
- Contact:
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
And Picard never went around murdering popular songs ...Randydeluxe wrote:I lurve ST:TNG so much.
I don't mind admitting that Picard is better than Kirk. So there.

Wesley Crusher ...Tero wrote:It was the highlight of the franchise. I still wont watch reruns with Wesley Crusher, though.

The only Boy Wonder who didn't ruin everything was Robin, and that's because Batman only worked through being Campville City, USA.

God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
No Kirk = no Picard.
Picard was king of the nerds, all the goody two shoes cunts brainwashed with Starfleet protocol. In fact he's even worse because like Kirk he was a swashbuckling player when he was young, but he let the system compromise him whereas Kirk would have been Maquis had he been round in the 24th century. Also, Kirk would have fucked Troi and we would never have heard of her again.
And Picard would never steal a starship then let it crash and burn.
Picard was king of the nerds, all the goody two shoes cunts brainwashed with Starfleet protocol. In fact he's even worse because like Kirk he was a swashbuckling player when he was young, but he let the system compromise him whereas Kirk would have been Maquis had he been round in the 24th century. Also, Kirk would have fucked Troi and we would never have heard of her again.
And Picard would never steal a starship then let it crash and burn.
- klr
- (%gibber(who=klr, what=Leprageek);)
- Posts: 32964
- Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:25 pm
- About me: The money was just resting in my account.
- Location: Airstrip Two
- Contact:
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
devogue wrote:No Kirk = no Picard.
Picard was king of the nerds, all the goody two shoes cunts brainwashed with Starfleet protocol. In fact he's even worse because like Kirk he was a swashbuckling player when he was young, but he let the system compromise him whereas Kirk would have been Maquis had he been round in the 24th century. Also, Kirk would have fucked Troi and we would never have heard of her again.
And Picard would never steal a starship then let it crash and burn.

God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



- Tigger
- 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 piccolos
- Posts: 15714
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:26 pm
- About me: It's not "about" me, it's exactly me.
- Location: location location.
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
And we all know about Neelix.
I expect trouble now.
I expect trouble now.


Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
Ah, the padeo "morale" officer.Tigger wrote:And we all know about Neelix.
I expect trouble now.
To be honest, I don't know why they didn't just regenerate Ian Huntley - I would far rather he was in charge of cooking and morale for the next 75 years.
- klr
- (%gibber(who=klr, what=Leprageek);)
- Posts: 32964
- Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:25 pm
- About me: The money was just resting in my account.
- Location: Airstrip Two
- Contact:
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
Tigger wrote:And we all know about Neelix.
I expect trouble now.



God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



- Elessarina
- Bearer of Anduril
- Posts: 9517
- Joined: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:12 pm
- About me: The Fastest Ratz.. apparently
- Location: Rivendell
- Contact:
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
I don't actually mind Wesley Crusher.. I don't know why either him or Neelix are the objects of such hatred. Neelix is such a benign character and someone who sees the best in everyone - The episode in which he takes care of a logic-less Tuvok for example is quite touching, and I thought the way he treated Seven early on was also rather charming.
Seven: "You are Talaxian."
Neelix: "Guilty as charged."
Seven: "Species 218. Your biological and technological distinctiveness was added to our own."
Neelix: "I hadn't realized that."
Seven: "A small freighter. Containing a crew of thirty nine. Taken in the Dolmine sector. They were easily assimilated. Their dense musculature made them excellent drones."
Wil Wheaton's podcast "Memories of the Future" is actually pretty good - he reviews the Next Gen episodes and he himself rips into Wesley quite often!
Neelix isn't a paedo!
Seven: "You are Talaxian."
Neelix: "Guilty as charged."
Seven: "Species 218. Your biological and technological distinctiveness was added to our own."
Neelix: "I hadn't realized that."
Seven: "A small freighter. Containing a crew of thirty nine. Taken in the Dolmine sector. They were easily assimilated. Their dense musculature made them excellent drones."
Wil Wheaton's podcast "Memories of the Future" is actually pretty good - he reviews the Next Gen episodes and he himself rips into Wesley quite often!
Neelix isn't a paedo!
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
He fucks Ocampas.Elessarina wrote:Neelix isn't a paedo!
- normal
- !
- Posts: 9071
- Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:23 pm
- About me: meh
- Location: North, and then some
- Contact:
Re: Star Trek The Next Generation
But counselor Troi is a totally redundant charachter, yes? I think she should have been left out, and they could have had a macho kind of action woman instead.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all. -Douglas Adams
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests