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Post by Cunt » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:11 am

Hi, everyone. I am here. I like the decorating.
Anyone I know here?
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Re: Hello

Post by cowiz » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:12 am

There may be one or two who you might know.

Welcome :cheers:
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Re: Hello

Post by Kristie » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:13 am

OH, me me! You know me! :woot:
We danced.

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Re: Hello

Post by charlou » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:16 am

Hello. Glad you found us, cunt. :flowers:
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Re: Hello

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:16 am

Hi cunt!

Not often I get to say that without a punch in the gob! :mrgreen:
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Re: Hello

Post by Cunt » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:36 am

It feels really good to have some of the most respectable vulgarity here to warm me.
Shit, Piss, Cock, Cunt, Motherfucker, Cocksucker and Tits.
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The pErnivalia antidote = Just ask him a few direct questions, and he will flee with his trademark
pErvinalia wrote:trolololol..

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Re: Hello

Post by Kristie » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:39 am

Cunt wrote:It feels really good to have some of the most respectable vulgarity here to warm me.
That almost sounds like an insult, but I know it's not! :mrgreen:
We danced.

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Re: Hello

Post by Psi Wavefunction » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:42 am

Think you might still remember me, Cunt! :naughty:


Welcome! :cheers:

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Re: Hello

Post by BrettA » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:49 pm

Cunt wrote:Hi, everyone. I am here. I like the decorating.
Anyone I know here?
Now recognized by today's avatar, Cunt! Hi!
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Re: Hello

Post by Mysturji » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:51 pm

Uh oh. We have a Cunt and a Fanny.
This could be confusing.
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Re: Hello

Post by Trolldor » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:51 pm

Cunt.
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Re: Hello

Post by Ayaan » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:08 pm

Cunt! You found us! :hugs: Glad to see you! :smooch:
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Re: Hello

Post by Woodbutcher » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:59 am

Welcome, Cunt! Of course this means that I can't use your name when I post from work. Schoolboards are so picky...
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Re: Hello

Post by Cunt » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:22 am

Good to be recognized! Thanks for stopping by, everyone.
Shit, Piss, Cock, Cunt, Motherfucker, Cocksucker and Tits.
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The pErnivalia antidote = Just ask him a few direct questions, and he will flee with his trademark
pErvinalia wrote:trolololol..

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Re: Hello

Post by soul_biscuit » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:56 pm

Welcome, ya dirty cunt!
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