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Who is matt8819?

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:17 pm

And why does he always lurk?

I maintain that he's part of the Feds here to keep an eye on Seth. Or perhaps Rebecca Watson, so she can discern where Dave Dodo lives so she can hunt him down and chop his penis off.

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Post by tattuchu » Mon Jun 29, 2015 2:04 pm

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jun 29, 2015 2:15 pm

:lol:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jun 29, 2015 4:27 pm

He's just biding his time, waiting to make a pass at you rEv.
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Post by cronus » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:16 pm

It's the authorities. Nothing to fear if you've done nothing wrong. :dunno:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Jun 29, 2015 7:30 pm

Because of you friend and neighbor shun me;
my only friend is darkness. Psalm 88:19
One of yours perhaps, Scumple?

Whoever has done this poor soul harm, do the right thing and walk the plank. :pir8:

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:57 am

It's lurking again.... :nervous:
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Post by cronus » Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:41 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:It's lurking again.... :nervous:
Gonna pick us off one by one. Seen the movie. No one go outside.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:45 pm

Ebola! :o
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Post by cronus » Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:51 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Ebola! :o
That's right kid. Your getting it, soon.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:50 pm

For surely he is among the chosen and the anointed.
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Post by JimC » Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:32 pm

He is the invisible worm that flies by night in the heart of the storm...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:41 pm

I heard he can not only count the angels on the head of a pin, but he can do it without the pin! :shock:
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Re: Who is matt8819?

Post by Scott1328 » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:36 am

Wasn't he a moderator at RatSkep a while back?

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Re: Who is matt8819?

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:30 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I heard he can not only count the angels on the head of a pin, but he can do it without the pin! :shock:
I heard he can only count to 8819. After that, he just draws a blank. :ask:
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