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Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 13, 2014 9:06 am

Oh... :sadcheer:
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Re: Welcome Back, Bella Fortuna!!

Post by JimC » Tue May 13, 2014 9:07 am

To be fair, she has been doing the occasional post, the tease...
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 13, 2014 11:38 am

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 13, 2014 12:23 pm

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Re: Welcome Back, Bella Fortuna!!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 13, 2014 4:14 pm

So......... how's everyone?

(I have actually been here all along... I just don't post much anymore :whisper: )
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Post by Tero » Tue May 13, 2014 5:24 pm

I remember her. Didn't she used to...no, that was Svarty.

Now I remember. Didn't she have her foot reattached?

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Post by JimC » Tue May 13, 2014 9:12 pm

Tero wrote:I remember her. Didn't she used to...no, that was Svarty.

Now I remember. Didn't she have her foot reattached?
And one foot permanently dyed black, with the other navy blue...

:hehe:
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Re: Welcome Back, Bella Fortuna!!

Post by klr » Tue May 13, 2014 9:39 pm

JimC wrote:
Tero wrote:I remember her. Didn't she used to...no, that was Svarty.

Now I remember. Didn't she have her foot reattached?
And one foot permanently dyed black, with the other navy blue...

:hehe:
Ouch. :lol:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 13, 2014 10:37 pm

NO GIN FOR YOU! :lay:
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Post by SteveB » Tue May 13, 2014 11:43 pm

She hides now. Like she's ashamed of this forum and being seen here. :freak:


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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 13, 2014 11:57 pm

I'd welcome her front more than her back... just saying... :naughty:
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Re: Welcome Back, Bella Fortuna!!

Post by JimC » Wed May 14, 2014 12:08 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:NO GIN FOR YOU! :lay:
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Re: Welcome Back, Bella Fortuna!!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 14, 2014 4:47 am

SteveB wrote:She hides now. Like she's ashamed of this forum and being seen here. :freak:


Be proud of your Ratzhood! :nutter:
:yayay: Always!

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Post by SteveB » Wed May 14, 2014 4:55 am

It's that Scrumple fella, isn't it?

We'll dispose of him. :demon:
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Re: Welcome Back, Bella Fortuna!!

Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 29, 2014 2:43 pm

:sigh:
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