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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 14, 2014 1:58 am

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Which is of course exactly where my user name came from. Been using this one for about 20 years now in varying corners of the interwebs.
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Citizensmith » Wed May 14, 2014 2:59 am

Wolfie? Hey, XC, where abouts in Nottingham do you live? Did my masters up there, although was living in Sutton Bonnington rather than Nottingham itself.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 14, 2014 3:35 am

XC doesn't just live in Nottingham, he IS Nottingham.
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Post by Citizensmith » Wed May 14, 2014 3:39 am

So what your saying is I should be worried about the times I got drunk and spent time up in him?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 14, 2014 3:49 am

Aren't we all,honey. We know where he's been!
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed May 14, 2014 4:24 am

I don't want to see Nottingham Forest... :?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 14, 2014 4:39 am

But TITTL hasn't seen any action in ages! :cry:
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rEvolutionist wrote:I don't want to see Nottingham Forest... :?
Steer clear of that dark, smelly cave. :ani:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by JimC » Wed May 14, 2014 4:47 am

The derail of your welcome thread is in fact a practical demonstration of the Ratzian approach to posting...
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 14, 2014 4:52 am

Citizensmith knows me, hence anything that goes on here will hardly come as a shock. :teef: :twitch:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by FBM » Wed May 14, 2014 5:00 am

JimC wrote:The derail of your welcome thread is in fact a practical demonstration of the Ratzian approach to posting...
It's a "feature." :coffee:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by rainbow » Wed May 14, 2014 6:21 am

FBM wrote:
JimC wrote:The derail of your welcome thread is in fact a practical demonstration of the Ratzian approach to posting...
It's a "feature." :coffee:
Due to the ADD of most of the members here. :ddpan:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by JimC » Wed May 14, 2014 6:54 am

rainbow wrote:
FBM wrote:
JimC wrote:The derail of your welcome thread is in fact a practical demonstration of the Ratzian approach to posting...
It's a "feature." :coffee:
Due to the ADD of most of the members here. :ddpan:
WTF?

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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by HomerJay » Wed May 14, 2014 8:12 am

Citizensmith wrote:Wolfie? Hey, XC, where abouts in Nottingham do you live? Did my masters up there, although was living in Sutton Bonnington rather than Nottingham itself.
Sutton Bonington?

That's for sheep shaggers isn't it?

Sorry, 'animal husbandry' (filthy).

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