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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 13, 2014 9:25 am

Yeah, but where does God fit into all this??
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 13, 2014 9:26 am

Look in the glove compartment , under the maps and pistol.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 13, 2014 9:38 am

Citizensmith has left us already... :coffee:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by FBM » Tue May 13, 2014 9:40 am

Was he ever really here? :woo:


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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by HomerJay » Tue May 13, 2014 9:54 am

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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by HomerJay » Tue May 13, 2014 10:00 am

Citizensmith wrote: But, the priest at my school being a part time ventriloquist and entertaining us by talking through an emu puppet probably didn't help my religion.
As was the style at the time

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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by JimC » Tue May 13, 2014 10:01 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
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Svartalf wrote:Yeah, loss of electrons I guess, but I don't get what becomes of the then unpaired protons, do they turn to neutrons?
Beta decay involve the conversion of neutrons into protons, with the emission of a beta particle, which is identical to an electron. The atomic number goes up with each decay, but the mass number remains the same. Beta decay is typical of unstable radioisotopes that have a comparative excess of neutrons. An anti-neutrino is also emitted...
There is also the much rarer beta+ decay, which results in a proton transmuting into a neutron, a positron and a neutrino. And the analogous "electron capture", in which a proton and an electron become a neutron and a neutrino.

All are mediated by the Weak Force and are actually the conversion between up and down quarks within nucleons via the emission of W bosons, which then decay into electron/neutrinos of various types.

But I'm sure you knew all that. :tea:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 13, 2014 1:07 pm

JimC wrote:
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Svartalf wrote:Yeah, loss of electrons I guess, but I don't get what becomes of the then unpaired protons, do they turn to neutrons?
Beta decay involve the conversion of neutrons into protons, with the emission of a beta particle, which is identical to an electron. The atomic number goes up with each decay, but the mass number remains the same. Beta decay is typical of unstable radioisotopes that have a comparative excess of neutrons. An anti-neutrino is also emitted...
There is also the much rarer beta+ decay, which results in a proton transmuting into a neutron, a positron and a neutrino. And the analogous "electron capture", in which a proton and an electron become a neutron and a neutrino.

All are mediated by the Weak Force and are actually the conversion between up and down quarks within nucleons via the emission of W bosons, which then decay into electron/neutrinos of various types.

But I'm sure you knew all that. :tea:
You would get an A+ in my unit on radioactivity...

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 13, 2014 4:12 pm

There is NEVER enough gin!
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 13, 2014 4:21 pm

Depends, do we have an infinite amount of tonic?
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by MiM » Tue May 13, 2014 4:53 pm

Now, now Svarty, this was about Gin. Stop mixing things. :lay:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 13, 2014 4:56 pm

I like gin better with tonic and angostura bitters.
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Citizensmith » Wed May 14, 2014 1:44 am

Nobody told me I'd be learning things if I came here. Well aside from alcohol and cheese related things. Funny thing is I've done a bunch of radiation work (we dug up some plutonium at a landfill site. Boy did that cost some money to clean up), but I definitely don't know the subject that well.
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Citizensmith » Wed May 14, 2014 1:48 am

HomerJay wrote:Image
Which is of course exactly where my user name came from. Been using this one for about 20 years now in varying corners of the interwebs.
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by FBM » Wed May 14, 2014 1:50 am

Bella should have warned you about those few eggheads who go around imparting knowledge on the unwitting masses. :nono:
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