What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:23 pm

:tiphat: Very glad to have you - though it is much slower here these days. :pardon:
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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by Blackadder » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:10 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote::tiphat: Very glad to have you - though it is much slower here these days. :pardon:
Why thank you. I see that you are a kindred spirit in your fondness for Shakespeare.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:38 pm

:mrgreen: Why yes indeed. Not necessarily up to the snuff of Mr. Johnson's dictionary, but he's OK.
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Post by HomerJay » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:11 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote::tiphat: Very glad to have you - though it is much slower here these days. :pardon:
Have you tried Senna pods?
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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:20 am

What's with all the ratskeppers showing up lately? Is the goodship Ratskep sinking?
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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:44 am

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Not eating cheese may be forgiven provided a vast cheesy tribute is laid at the feet of the rest of us. Please hand it in at the door marked "Staff" for... ahem... assessment and redistribution.

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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:58 am

I crave teh forbidden cheese.. :drool:
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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:58 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I crave teh forbidden cheese.. :drool:
You can't handle teh forbidden cheezez!!!! :lay:
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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:59 am

See? He warned you!
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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:11 am

Must. have. forbidden. cheezez...!
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Re: What has Alia done that she should be rationed?

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:49 am

She's been using too much Spice, and becoming a little possessed by malevolent ancestors...
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