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Post by Perineum » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:49 am

Good evening.

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Post by Jason » Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:02 am

Let's not circle the issue here.

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Post by Azathoth » Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:12 am

Ooh, a twernt. Can we keep it?
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Post by Tero » Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:18 am

Episiotomy!

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Post by FBM » Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:19 am

Elif air ab dinikh wrote:Ooh, a twernt. Can we keep it?
Can't have. T'aint yours.
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Post by JimC » Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:01 am

That tears it!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Post by FBM » Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:05 am

JimC wrote:That tears it!
Just when we thought we had it licked. :nono:



Meanwhile, the OP has retreated out of sight...
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Post by Rum » Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:33 am

Welcome to that space between the pleasure palace and the sewer!

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Post by Cormac » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:48 am

Welcome.

Provided your hygiene is good, by which I mean, if you're a lady, that you wipe from front to back...
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!


Wanna buy some pegs Dave, I've got some pegs here...
You're my wife now!

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Post by FBM » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:54 am

Cormac wrote:Welcome.

Provided your hygiene is good, by which I mean, if you're a lady, that you wipe from front to back...
My microbiology teacher (female) used to embarrass the hell out of the girls in the class by reminding them to do that. :D
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Re: Good evening.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:53 am

Who's the guy in your avatar?
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Post by Perineum » Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:06 pm

Elif air ab dinikh wrote:Ooh, a twernt. Can we keep it?
Hilarious.

What is a "twernt"?

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Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:03 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Who's the guy in your avatar?
Whoever he is, he's got a very handsome mustache :{D
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by Perineum » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:42 pm

Don't worry. Looked it up. A twernt is a female barse, apparently. Being a gentleman, I'm not in possession of one of these.
tattuchu wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Who's the guy in your avatar?
Whoever he is, he's got a very handsome mustache :{D
Chaplin's the best, isn't he!?

Anyway, just dipping a toe, taking a look around and posting as a change from lurking.

As you were.

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Re: Good evening.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:46 pm

I were crazy.
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