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Post by John_fi_Skye » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:47 pm

.....introducing meeeeee.

Hello. This is meeee back after self-imposed exile. I done a bad thing, as Lennie said to George. When I was pissed and therefore unguarded, I told an arsehole that he was an arsehole. Now, having had a gueed bucket of whisky, I want everybody to know how unrepentant I am about that, but that I shall do my very best not to offend against the arbitrary rules of this site, whose Ratz friends I value.

Sin mar a tha e. Agus tha mi air a bhith ag ol torr - cus, 's docha - agus mar sin feumaidh mi bhith faiceallach, agus chan urrainn dhomh bhith ag rath de tha mi a' smaontinn mu dheidhinn cuideagain!
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:48 pm

I'm sure I know you from somewhere. :cheers: Welcome, new guy!
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:58 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm sure I know you from somewhere. :cheers: Welcome, new guy!
Where could that place be, where you know me from?

"O, Fortuna!" as Carl Orff said.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:00 am

It looks remarkably like this place. :ask:
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:03 am

I wish I understood about cardboard. And possibly more importantly about pretty ladies.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:05 am

First you must wear kilts and juggle, like He Who Gaveth Me the Cardboard. :swoon:
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:09 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:First you must wear kilts and juggle, like He Who Gaveth Me the Cardboard. :swoon:
I do wear a kilt at times when troosers arenae appropriate, but I cannae juggle. I am, as Robert Burns - author of The Address to the Unco Guid - might have said, unco ordinated.

Am I thereby disqualified from the inner sanctummy?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:11 am

I love that you write with an accent. :lol:
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Post by rachelbean » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:12 am

Welcome back :cheers:
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:12 am

Btw, I see "What condition is your condition in? (new 'How art thou?')" has been lockeded. Is there any successor?
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

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Re: Reeeee

Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:13 am

rachelbean wrote:Welcome back :cheers:
Awww, fanks! :biggrin:
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:14 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:Btw, I see "What condition is your condition in? (new 'How art thou?')" has been lockeded. Is there any successor?
Hyere: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=35700
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Re: Reeeee

Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:15 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that you write with an accent. :lol:
I'm sure you do too, if one could but detect it. Or maybe an idiolect, which is every bit as gueed. :)
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

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Re: Reeeee

Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:15 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:Btw, I see "What condition is your condition in? (new 'How art thou?')" has been lockeded. Is there any successor?
Hyere: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=35700
Great accent, btw.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

Blah blah blah blah blah!

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Re: Reeeee

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:17 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I love that you write with an accent. :lol:
I'm sure you do too, if one could but detect it. Or maybe an idiolect, which is every bit as gueed. :)
I don't have an accent. Everyone else does. :levi:
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