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Post by Azathoth » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:05 pm

Sign up and pull yourselves up a shoggoth

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Re: welcomehordes of guests

Post by Mallardz » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:06 pm

Piss off!!
Ratz it's more addictive than facebook and more fun than crack!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:07 pm

I for one welcome our guestian overlords...


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Post by Callan » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:08 pm

We haz boobies....
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Post by rachelbean » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:10 pm

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Re: welcomehordes of guests

Post by Azathoth » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:10 pm

You haz boobies. I haz pseudopodia
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Re: welcomehordes of guests

Post by Rum » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:11 pm

Who, what, when and where?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:12 pm

Them, thar!
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Re: welcomehordes of guests

Post by Callan » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:17 pm

I see you looking, Guesties.
Join us....join us....
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Re: welcomehordes of guests

Post by JimC » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:19 pm

Guests should bring bacon, cheese, gin and naked pictures.

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Re: welcomehordes of guests

Post by Callan » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:22 pm

JimC wrote:Guests should bring bacon, cheese, gin and naked pictures.

It's the law...
They should at the very least get their bits out and proffer a bacon sarnie.
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Re: welcomehordes of guests

Post by Azathoth » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:22 pm

Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:23 pm

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Re: welcomehordes of guests

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:44 pm

Bring on da hordes?

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Re: welcomehordes of guests

Post by JimC » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:47 pm

Whores of guests?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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