Why are you here?

[charlou]

I am here to annoy XC and liaise with MILFs on all their paint - decorating requirements

Except the monthly ones

Not even if we bring our own accessories? *lip quiver*

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Not even if we bring our own accessories? *lip quiver*

You know those things were originally designed to plug bullet holes, yes?

[charlou]

Not even if we bring our own accessories? *lip quiver*

You know those things were originally designed to plug bullet holes, yes?

*clench*

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Not even if we bring our own accessories? *lip quiver*

You know those things were originally designed to plug bullet holes, yes?

*clench*

That's why they expand longitudinally instead of blossoming out. They were a dressing for gunshot wounds first, then got co-opted for other purposes. (Go ahead, ask me how I knew that.)

[charlou]

"How did you know that, Gawd?"


They actually blossom out ...

[FedUpWithFaith]

That's why they expand longitudinally instead of blossoming out. They were a dressing for gunshot wounds first, then got co-opted for other purposes. (Go ahead, ask me how I knew that.)

I figure you saw somebody do it to your lieutenant after you fragged him. Or did Obediah Stane use it on you after a self-inflicted wound?

[ OK, these were really cruel jokes so I'm going out of my way here so you know I'm just kidding. i assume you'll get used to it so I don't have to worry about doing it in the future]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"How did you know that, Gawd?"

They were once standard in first aid kits.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

That's why they expand longitudinally instead of blossoming out. They were a dressing for gunshot wounds first, then got co-opted for other purposes. (Go ahead, ask me how I knew that.)

I figure you saw somebody do it to your lieutenant after you fragged him. Or did Obediah Stane use it on you after a self-inflicted wound?

[ OK, these were really cruel jokes so I'm going out of my way here so you know I'm just kidding. i assume you'll get used to it so I don't have to worry about doing it in the future]

I never fragged a lieutenant in my life. I'm a knife man.

[Existentialist1844]

because everytime I forget about the other forums, someone tells me that that one is no longer 'cool' or that it's been blown up by some internal bomb or bombshell, so I end up in the new one, post some nonessentials, and then promptly forget about the forum again. Actually I get scared off because everyone is so clever and naughty.

I iz naughty!

[Dasein]

I iz naughty!

Then out you go with the dog until you learn to behave, MY tuna, mine!

[Existentialist1844]

I iz naughty!

Then out you go with the dog until you learn to behave, MY tuna, mine!

Ive been a bady boy

[Dasein]

I iz naughty!

Then out you go with the dog until you learn to behave, MY tuna, mine!

Ive been a bady boy

bady boys have surgeries to get fixed, then they become goody boys.

[Existentialist1844]

I iz naughty!

Then out you go with the dog until you learn to behave, MY tuna, mine!

Ive been a bady boy

bady boys have surgeries to get fixed, then they become goody boys.

Not me. I need to be punished in other ways.

[Dasein]

I iz naughty!

Then out you go with the dog until you learn to behave, MY tuna, mine!

Ive been a bady boy

bady boys have surgeries to get fixed, then they become goody boys.

Not me. I need to be punished in other ways.

I'm quite adept at plucking overactive eyebrows, care to submit to my tweezers?

[Existentialist1844]

Dasein wrote:

I'm quite adept at plucking overactive eyebrows, care to submit to my tweezers?

I shall pass.

I was thinking more along the lines of lingerie!