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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:21 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Paco wrote:It's almost like a celebrity has joined!

Welcome Cali, I believe I'll be meeting you in a few weeks time :cheers:
Has anybody pointed out the Manchester thread?
I don't think anyone has pointed him to the thread but by the way El's been talking he knows about the meet at least.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:46 am

Hello Cali, it's so nice to see you. :hugs: :flowers: :woot:
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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by charlou » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:50 am

gooseboy wrote:GOD is real and know it all the EVILLutionists because there scarred of what happens when they meat GOD and GOD loves and will wreck ravanged on EVILuutionsts what know wrongs there all wrong and yous can't hide ever anywheere because LORD JESUS can find everything and that rock you crawled out from behind you should go back there because LORD JESUS will find you and I know that you just pretend that EVILution is write when you know it's wrong because you hate GOD and all that GOD means and GOD means love and yous don't know about LOVE.
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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by Calilasseia » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:01 am

gooseboy wrote:Welcome Cali!! :td:

GOD is real and know it all the EVILLutionists because there scarred of what happens when they meat GOD and GOD loves and will wreck ravanged on EVILuutionsts what know wrongs there all wrong and yous can't hide ever anywheere because LORD JESUS can find everything and that rock you crawled out from behind you should go back there because LORD JESUS will find you and I know that you just pretend that EVILution is write when you know it's wrong because you hate GOD and all that GOD means and GOD means love and yous don't know about LOVE.
Have you been working on an Atheistoclast Elizabot in order to post that? :mrgreen:

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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by gooseboy » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:08 am

Calilasseia wrote:
gooseboy wrote:Welcome Cali!! :td:

GOD is real and know it all the EVILLutionists because there scarred of what happens when they meat GOD and GOD loves and will wreck ravanged on EVILuutionsts what know wrongs there all wrong and yous can't hide ever anywheere because LORD JESUS can find everything and that rock you crawled out from behind you should go back there because LORD JESUS will find you and I know that you just pretend that EVILution is write when you know it's wrong because you hate GOD and all that GOD means and GOD means love and yous don't know about LOVE.
Have you been working on an Atheistoclast Elizabot in order to post that? :mrgreen:
Nah... I just shut down half my brain, turned off the flow of oxygen to the other half, waited about 3 and a half minutes, took care not to hit any punctuation keys too often and that's what came out.
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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by RPizzle » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:13 am

gooseboy wrote:
Calilasseia wrote:
gooseboy wrote:Welcome Cali!! :td:

GOD is real and know it all the EVILLutionists because there scarred of what happens when they meat GOD and GOD loves and will wreck ravanged on EVILuutionsts what know wrongs there all wrong and yous can't hide ever anywheere because LORD JESUS can find everything and that rock you crawled out from behind you should go back there because LORD JESUS will find you and I know that you just pretend that EVILution is write when you know it's wrong because you hate GOD and all that GOD means and GOD means love and yous don't know about LOVE.
Have you been working on an Atheistoclast Elizabot in order to post that? :mrgreen:
Nah... I just shut down half my brain, turned off the flow of oxygen to the other half, waited about 3 and a half minutes, took care not to hit any punctuation keys too often and that's what came out.
I'm sorry, but due to oxygen deprivation...you've lost the 3rd grade.

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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by gooseboy » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:24 am

RPizzle wrote:
gooseboy wrote:
Calilasseia wrote:
gooseboy wrote:Welcome Cali!! :td:

GOD is real and know it all the EVILLutionists because there scarred of what happens when they meat GOD and GOD loves and will wreck ravanged on EVILuutionsts what know wrongs there all wrong and yous can't hide ever anywheere because LORD JESUS can find everything and that rock you crawled out from behind you should go back there because LORD JESUS will find you and I know that you just pretend that EVILution is write when you know it's wrong because you hate GOD and all that GOD means and GOD means love and yous don't know about LOVE.
Have you been working on an Atheistoclast Elizabot in order to post that? :mrgreen:
Nah... I just shut down half my brain, turned off the flow of oxygen to the other half, waited about 3 and a half minutes, took care not to hit any punctuation keys too often and that's what came out.
I'm sorry, but due to oxygen deprivation...you've lost the 3rd grade.
Well lucky it wasn't a good year I lost. I think... wait a second... I CAN'T REMEMBER :(
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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by Cormac » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:47 am

Calilasseia wrote:
Cormac wrote:Welcome Cali. Nice to see you.

Old pals are even more welcome these days, since Betty checked out recently.
Yes, I spent quite a bit of time wading through that thread. Bit difficult to know what to say in the circumstances, and I gather he'll be much missed. In fact, one of the things I remember vividly, that could only have been posted by him, was a link to a YouTube video from some medical school entitled "Male Perineal Wash". :mrgreen: Even devogue would have a hard time outdoing that one. :lol:

Oh, and before I dive into the murky waters of your NSFW area, give me time to find suitable attire ... now, where's that Hazmat suit? :mrgreen:
I'm not sure a Hazmat suit will be sufficient. You may need some kind of remote controlled vehicle instead to give yourself a clinical separation from the depravity and filth.

On the other hand, you could be like the rest of us, strip off, and dive right in...

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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by CJ » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:33 am

Paco wrote:It's almost like a celebrity has joined!

Welcome Cali, I believe I'll be meeting you in a few weeks time :cheers:
What do you mean almost! Cal IS a celebrity!

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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by Feck » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:50 am

Hello Cali ,I think many people are glad you are here :clap:
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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by Animavore » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:45 am

Well, well, well. Look who's come crawling in like a crippled catepillar.

What's wrong Cali? RDF shut down is it? You decided you needed your internet fix? Couldn't get the high grade shit so came down this back lane looking to score some diesel?

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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by JimC » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:37 am

Excellent! :tup:

You were one of the reasons why I always regretted that RDF became, unavoidably, a thing of the past for me... :eddy:
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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by Arse » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:57 am

Pawiz wrote: It's mostly about how Exi is an arse and a twat.
I strongly deny this! Myself and Exi are two different people. :nono:

Welcome Cali. :flowers:
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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by charlou » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:23 pm

Arse wrote:
Pawiz wrote: It's mostly about how Exi is an arse and a twat.
I strongly deny this! Myself and Exi are two different people. :nono:

Welcome Cali. :flowers:
You'll have to wave those flowers about in front of your avatar, Arse, or Cali's not going to notice them. :ddpan:
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Re: Let's take a look at this shall we?

Post by Arse » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:37 pm

I'm sure Cali is far too sensible to be distracted by my avatar. :coffee:
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