
Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
Topsy, fancy meeting you here. 

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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
Now you know it's me, could I change my name to Flora? It's one of middle names (I'm half Scot) and I don't want to be Topsy here.
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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
I'll make sure a red knows about thisTopsy wrote:Now you know it's me, could I change my name to Flora? It's one of middle names (I'm half Scot) and I don't want to be Topsy here.

We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
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Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
Official name change. Topsy => Flora. (If Paco was taking the piss I'll ban his butt.)
And nobody tell her about the "other" Flora, please.
And nobody tell her about the "other" Flora, please.

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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
Me? Taking the piss? 

We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
Things could start to get ugly.Paco wrote:Me? Taking the piss?
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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
Well, you are in the thread after allGawdzilla wrote:Things could start to get ugly.Paco wrote:Me? Taking the piss?

We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
Jesus, that scared me for a tick, I thought Flora Light/Victoria32 had joined us!Flora wrote:Now you know it's me, could I change my name to Flora? It's one of middle names (I'm half Scot) and I don't want to be Topsy here.

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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
Welcome Flora! Good to see you over here. 

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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
Well, you may see some nasty stuff I wrote about you, but
1) I'm not going to change it because I am way too lazy to search the old posts.
2) I think it would be intellectually dishonest to do so.
3) I am writing it off as hazing, which you should do as well.
4) I'm just a prick.
Oh, and thanks, by the way, for informing me that my SP was recongized, instead of me making tons moar and posting "Wuz I banned?" in the tech support forum, plus sending a string of emo e-mails to the staff that got ignored.
By the way, did that phisher scumbag use my account at all?
And... that's as much of a welcome from me as you're going to get. But you can get back into my good books. Bribes work. Specifically, sex, if you're cute.
Or drugs. Shiny green flowers, that is. Or good Rock And Roll CD's. 
1) I'm not going to change it because I am way too lazy to search the old posts.
2) I think it would be intellectually dishonest to do so.
3) I am writing it off as hazing, which you should do as well.
4) I'm just a prick.

Oh, and thanks, by the way, for informing me that my SP was recongized, instead of me making tons moar and posting "Wuz I banned?" in the tech support forum, plus sending a string of emo e-mails to the staff that got ignored.


And... that's as much of a welcome from me as you're going to get. But you can get back into my good books. Bribes work. Specifically, sex, if you're cute.


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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson



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Re: Welcome, Topsy!
Paco, I have just noticed that the guy with the gun in your avatar is Terry Thomas!Paco wrote:Well, you are in the thread after allGawdzilla wrote:Things could start to get ugly.Paco wrote:Me? Taking the piss?
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Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
So why did you do just that?lordpasternack wrote:Any more RDF staff and I'm going to start feeling awkward about my contributions to the Real Cleavage thread... Can we maybe just not tell them about there?Bella Fortuna wrote:Topsy, will you go prod flyingscot to get her good self over here now?

One is interested to ponder the question of what a fake cleavage would look like ... either from the standpoint of anatomy or gemmology.Charlou wrote:Real Cleavage is an intrinsic part of our culture.

Especially if you expose acres of flesh in their presence.lordpasternack wrote:But, but, it's like meeting your ex-teachers in a club while absolutely pished out of your head... It's a little socially awkward...

So there's eight of us here? This could become interesting.Paco wrote:Remember RaspK, MedGen, Ayaan, the young guy who's name I've forgotten and Jain were all already here.Woodbutcher wrote:Holy shit!! Cali, Peter Harrison, Topsy; it's the Mod Squad!!!
I see this as a good sign

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