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Bella Fortuna
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Re: Howdy.

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:03 am

pawiz wrote:
Bella Fortuna begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting wrote:I suspect that may not change with sobriety.
I thought you were going out
It failed. The gal I was meeting had to cancel. :td:

So now I's drinking alone... should probably put some clothes on at some point too... :ask:
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Re: Howdy.

Post by Twoflower » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:05 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
pawiz wrote:
Bella Fortuna begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting wrote:I suspect that may not change with sobriety.
I thought you were going out
It failed. The gal I was meeting had to cancel. :td:

So now I's drinking alone... should probably put some clothes on at some point too... :ask:
NOOOOOO! Clothing stays off!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Howdy.

Post by cowiz » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:07 am

Bella Fortuna begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting wrote:
pawiz wrote:
Bella Fortuna begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting wrote:I suspect that may not change with sobriety.
I thought you were going out
It failed. The gal I was meeting had to cancel. :td:

So now I's drinking alone... should probably put some clothes on at some point too... :ask:
What TwoFlower said
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: Howdy.

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:08 am

OK. :dance:
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Re: Howdy.

Post by cowiz » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:08 am

[quote="Bella Fortuna [/quote]
:smoke:
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: Howdy.

Post by Twoflower » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:09 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:OK. :dance:
How much longer until we are together again?
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Howdy.

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:10 am

Twoflower wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:OK. :dance:
How much longer until we are together again?
Get your lovely backside over here. NOW.
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Re: Howdy.

Post by Twoflower » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:11 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Twoflower wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:OK. :dance:
How much longer until we are together again?
Get your lovely backside over here. NOW.
DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!!!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Howdy.

Post by charlou » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:45 am

Hello :cheers:

This thread is quite a hoot.

Owl get me coat :roll:
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Re: Howdy.

Post by rachelbean » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:53 am

Twoflower wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:OK. :dance:
How much longer until we are together again?
Are you suuuuuuure you can't escape for Thanksgiving? :ask:
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Re: Howdy.

Post by Twoflower » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:54 am

rachelbean wrote:
Twoflower wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:OK. :dance:
How much longer until we are together again?
Are you suuuuuuure you can't escape for Thanksgiving? :ask:
Only if I make my mom cry.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Howdy.

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:55 am

rachelbean wrote:
Twoflower wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:OK. :dance:
How much longer until we are together again?
Are you suuuuuuure you can't escape for Thanksgiving? :ask:
Wellll... how about *kicks dirt looking at shoes*... um.............. well..... :begging:
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Re: Howdy.

Post by rachelbean » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:56 am

Twoflower wrote:
rachelbean wrote:
Twoflower wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:OK. :dance:
How much longer until we are together again?
Are you suuuuuuure you can't escape for Thanksgiving? :ask:
Only if I make my mom cry.
I'm gonna make my mom cry but I will make it up during Christmas :biggrin:
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Re: Howdy.

Post by Twoflower » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:57 am

rachelbean wrote:
Twoflower wrote:
rachelbean wrote:
Twoflower wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:OK. :dance:
How much longer until we are together again?
Are you suuuuuuure you can't escape for Thanksgiving? :ask:
Only if I make my mom cry.
I'm gonna make my mom cry but I will make it up during Christmas :biggrin:
Im not going to be in the states for christmas.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Howdy.

Post by Elessarina » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:05 am

I missed drunken nakedness?

I didn't even manage nakedness on my own last night.. I fell asleep in my clothes

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