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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by klr » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:32 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
klr wrote:I see Jesus Loves You is not yet a member of the NSFW group. Shome mishtake, shurely ... :mrgreen:
A big mistake. Especially seeing as he commented on a thread from that very section earlier... :whistle: To whit, the discussion on setting up an 18+ subforum...

Anybody know the words to Puppet on a Chain?
You mean Puppet on a String? :mrgreen:

Fundie or Poe, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye ...
JesusLovesYou wrote: ...
The path to God is difficult. I grant you. I might not be on the right one either but i pray that i am. There is much wrong in religion. But so are there in your worldviews. I know many ex-Christians like you, brought up with hellfire, even abused by clergy, hearts hardened to finding the truth.. It is tragic. That doesn't prove God isn't real.
You're not exactly giving a good sales pitch here. "This car does 80 miles to the gallon ... although it mightn't ... er, hold on, this is a tractor".
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by JesusLovesYou » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:33 pm

FedUpWithFaith wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
klr wrote:I see Jesus Loves You is not yet a member of the NSFW group. Shome mishtake, shurely ... :mrgreen:
A big mistake. Especially seeing as he commented on a thread from that very section earlier... :whistle: To whit, the discussion on setting up an 18+ subforum...

Anybody know the words to Puppet on a Chain?

Agreed, I'll bet this guy is the sock-puppet of one of us. Either way he's a phony.
Ah, I remember you FUWF. Still name-calling I see. If I had to pick one irredeemable soul here it would be yours. You could never accept God's love because you think you are a god. That is what the bible really speaks of when it warns of idolatry. You all worship yourselves.

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by M » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:37 pm

JesusLovesYou wrote:You all worship yourselves.
Nice.
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by klr » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:38 pm

JesusLovesYou wrote:
FedUpWithFaith wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
klr wrote:I see Jesus Loves You is not yet a member of the NSFW group. Shome mishtake, shurely ... :mrgreen:
A big mistake. Especially seeing as he commented on a thread from that very section earlier... :whistle: To whit, the discussion on setting up an 18+ subforum...

Anybody know the words to Puppet on a Chain?

Agreed, I'll bet this guy is the sock-puppet of one of us. Either way he's a phony.
Ah, I remember you FUWF. Still name-calling I see. If I had to pick one irredeemable soul here it would be yours. You could never accept God's love because you think you are a god. That is what the bible really speaks of when it warns of idolatry. You all worship yourselves.
I thought everyone could be saved if they repented, even Hitler or Stalin. Are you trying reverse psychology here? :what:

One minute, there's probably no hell, the next minute not everyone can be saved. All over the shop ... :what?:
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by Don't Panic » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:40 pm

JesusLovesYou wrote:
FedUpWithFaith wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
klr wrote:I see Jesus Loves You is not yet a member of the NSFW group. Shome mishtake, shurely ... :mrgreen:
A big mistake. Especially seeing as he commented on a thread from that very section earlier... :whistle: To whit, the discussion on setting up an 18+ subforum...

Anybody know the words to Puppet on a Chain?

Agreed, I'll bet this guy is the sock-puppet of one of us. Either way he's a phony.
Ah, I remember you FUWF. Still name-calling I see. If I had to pick one irredeemable soul here it would be yours. You could never accept God's love because you think you are a god. That is what the bible really speaks of when it warns of idolatry. You all worship yourselves.
JLY, welcome to our little corner of rationality and acceptance on the 'net.

If you were on RD, then you know the phrase "Beware the blue butterfly", here it's more a case of "watch out for the big fucking lizard". :mrgreen:
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by Arse » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:40 pm

Its a sock puppet obviously.
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:42 pm

whoops
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by klr » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:42 pm

Ignore what I just said ... :shifty:
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:43 pm

klr wrote:Someone may have just posted from the wrong account .... :levi:
Fuck - game over.
klr wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
klr wrote:I see Jesus Loves You is not yet a member of the NSFW group. Shome mishtake, shurely ... :mrgreen:
A big mistake. Especially seeing as he commented on a thread from that very section earlier... :whistle: To whit, the discussion on setting up an 18+ subforum...

Anybody know the words to Puppet on a Chain?
You mean Puppet on a String? :mrgreen:

Fundie or Poe, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye ...
JesusLovesYou wrote: ...
The path to God is difficult. I grant you. I might not be on the right one either but i pray that i am. There is much wrong in religion. But so are there in your worldviews. I know many ex-Christians like you, brought up with hellfire, even abused by clergy, hearts hardened to finding the truth.. It is tragic. That doesn't prove God isn't real.
You're not exactly giving a good sales pitch here. "This car does 80 miles to the gallon ... although it mightn't ... er, hold on, this is a tractor".
It is true I haven't been in your NSFW section despite asking your admin Pappa for permission. Pappa should be able to confirm this. Before coming to this site I read many posts from my "old friends" to be ready for all the unfair attacks to come. It was not hard to figure out what's going on there from the many posts referencing it in your main forum. I understand why you would want to hide your sins from the world.

Otherwise, why are you afraid to let me in?

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by klr » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:45 pm

I tried to clear my post, but you'd already quoted it. Oh well, it was good fun while it lasted ... :doh:

Next, do we have any Fred Phelps impersonators? :twisted:
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:46 pm

OK, I'm a fraud. But come on, deep down it was fun wasn't it?

Shit, I miss those Godheads

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by Geoff » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:47 pm

FedUpWithFaith wrote:OK, I'm a fraud. But come on, deep down it was fun wasn't it?

Shit, I miss those Godheads
It was, and yeah, me too! :mrgreen:
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by JesusLovesYou » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:48 pm

Fuck you all - in Jesus' name! You have short memories. I know this.

I'll be back!

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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by klr » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:51 pm

FedUpWithFaith wrote:OK, I'm a fraud. But come on, deep down it was fun wasn't it?
There are worse ways of spending a Monday evening. Most of them involve being out working in gale-force winds and torrential rain I grant you, but still ...
FedUpWithFaith wrote: Shit, I miss those Godheads
So, should we invite Bodhitharta? I miss those 15 levels of nested quotes, and his complete immunity to logic and evidence.
JesusLovesYou wrote:Fuck you all - in Jesus' name! You have short memories. I know this.

I'll be back!
:hilarious: :hilarious: We'll make a foul-mouthed atheist of you yet.
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Re: Jesus Loves You

Post by BrettA » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:34 pm

JesusLovesYou wrote:Hi everybody,

... Well, well, I guess you atheists couldn't keep it together, even with all your superior logic and reason. ...
LOL. ~30,000 Xian sects and denominations for one of ~22 major religions and JLY expresses surprize at a coupl'a friendly forums. Just fucking amazing... :lol: :hilarious:
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