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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by Rum » Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:44 pm

Hi and welcome!

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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by Schneibster » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:16 pm

Welcome in, John from Skye.
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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:23 pm

You'll be fine as along as you stay out of TITTL. Luckily, we don't even mention that to new guys. :tup:
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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by Seth » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:49 pm

Welcome. Don't be afraid, everything's going to be alright.

Nice bit of country you're from, that.
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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by John_fi_Skye » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:42 pm

Just give me a minute. I'm finding it all a bit overwhelming. It's a bit like I've stumbled into a Twilight scene and you're all deciding who's to get first bite at my neck. (I hope it's the person who told me about this site - if she's reading this; if not, anybody nice will do.)
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by rachelbean » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:46 pm

Did you meet her today in school? If so, I think I has solved the puzzle :{D
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:51 pm

rachelbean wrote:Did you meet her today in school? If so, I think I has solved the puzzle :{D
Why would I be in a school? This is possibly getting less Twilight and more Wicker Man.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

Blah blah blah blah blah!

Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.

Life is glorious.

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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by John_fi_Skye » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:52 pm

PS but I'm quite liking it. You won't burn me. Till I want you to.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

Blah blah blah blah blah!

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Life is glorious.

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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:58 pm

Burn baby burn, like a disco inferno! :toot:
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:10 am

You've all got such great quotations. Here's a couple of my favourites:

"Dulce est desipere in loco" - Horace.

"If you don't do something daft soon, you'll die of atrophy of the vital spirit" - Horace Broon.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

Blah blah blah blah blah!

Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.

Life is glorious.

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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by charlou » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:28 am

Hello John :cheers:
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:31 am

Hello Charlou. Do I know you, or do I just want to?
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

Blah blah blah blah blah!

Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.

Life is glorious.

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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by lordpasternack » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:38 am

:tea:
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.

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Re: Hi from Skye

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:03 am

Hi there, John. Don't mind the natives. You should be safe. They only bite cheese. And bacon. And necks. And... other things. On second thoughts, just leave your beer and cheese with me for safe keeping and RUN!!1!! :shock:
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Hi from Skye

Post by Don't Panic » Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:31 am

Hello and welcome, :cheers:
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