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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by tattuchu » Fri May 15, 2015 10:20 am

It's not the same when you're gone, rEv. It's slightly different.
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by rainbow » Fri May 15, 2015 11:11 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I swore at someone. Most unlike me. :read:
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 15, 2015 11:20 am

rainbow wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:I swore at someone. Most unlike me. :read:
You bugger!
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by Faithfree » Fri May 15, 2015 12:34 pm

Has there been dramaz?
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 15, 2015 12:37 pm

I didn't notice, I suppose there was for XC to decree a 48h vacation... he's usually more lenient
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 15, 2015 2:30 pm

Svartalf wrote:I didn't notice, I suppose there was for XC to decree a 48h vacation... he's usually more lenient
Not really. It's just the usual escalation. Most people take the hint after their first holiday. Those that don't find themselves spending longer and longer elsewhere... :tea:
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 15, 2015 2:46 pm

You've become a soulless automaton. Meh.
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 15, 2015 2:54 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Svartalf wrote:I didn't notice, I suppose there was for XC to decree a 48h vacation... he's usually more lenient
Not really. It's just the usual escalation. Most people take the hint after their first holiday. Those that don't find themselves spending longer and longer elsewhere... :tea:
escalation? would you end up nuking him all the way back to Ratskep?
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 15, 2015 3:00 pm

He's going power mad without other mods and admins to keep him in check. OUT THE USURPER!!1! :mob:
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 15, 2015 3:08 pm

There is nothing unilateral or unprecedented about the suspensions you have received, Rev. Here's what our rules have said for years...
Our reminder/warning/suspension policy: Breaching the above guidelines will lead to staff issuing a reminder ----> warning ----> suspension of increasing duration (24 hours and upwards, but no longer than six months) process of consequences. The initial choice in this series will depend on the severity of the breach and will be decided upon by staff discussion.
You have received numerous reminders, a few warnings and, due to the frequency of your personal attacks, are now into the suspensions of increasing duration phase. This is our normal practice. Like I said, most don't persist as long as you do. Your next blatant insult will probably net you a week on the sidelines. Weighing up whether the momentary catharsis of insulting someone you consider to be a troll is worth that is up to you. :tea:
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 15, 2015 3:12 pm

Trolls are people too
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 15, 2015 3:21 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:There is nothing unilateral or unprecedented about the suspensions you have received, Rev. Here's what our rules have said for years...
Our reminder/warning/suspension policy: Breaching the above guidelines will lead to staff issuing a reminder ----> warning ----> suspension of increasing duration (24 hours and upwards, but no longer than six months) process of consequences. The initial choice in this series will depend on the severity of the breach and will be decided upon by staff discussion.
You have received numerous reminders, a few warnings and, due to the frequency of your personal attacks, are now into the suspensions of increasing duration phase. This is our normal practice. Like I said, most don't persist as long as you do. Your next blatant insult will probably net you a week on the sidelines. Weighing up whether the momentary catharsis of insulting someone you consider to be a troll is worth that is up to you. :tea:
The only problem with this is: How does one get out of the "escalation phase" and when does this happen? That's the problem with being an automaton like they are at ratskep.
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 15, 2015 3:25 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:There is nothing unilateral or unprecedented about the suspensions you have received, Rev. Here's what our rules have said for years...
Our reminder/warning/suspension policy: Breaching the above guidelines will lead to staff issuing a reminder ----> warning ----> suspension of increasing duration (24 hours and upwards, but no longer than six months) process of consequences. The initial choice in this series will depend on the severity of the breach and will be decided upon by staff discussion.
You have received numerous reminders, a few warnings and, due to the frequency of your personal attacks, are now into the suspensions of increasing duration phase. This is our normal practice. Like I said, most don't persist as long as you do. Your next blatant insult will probably net you a week on the sidelines. Weighing up whether the momentary catharsis of insulting someone you consider to be a troll is worth that is up to you. :tea:
The only problem with this is: How does one get out of the "escalation phase" and when does this happen? That's the problem with being an automaton like they are at ratskep.
Easy. You don't call anyone a cunt again. Ever. :biggrin:

In practice, the staff decision tends to be based on how often you commit similar offences, how severe the latest was, whether there were multiple posts of a similar nature, how long it has been since your last sanction, etc. There is no set-in-stone rule. In your case, I would be very careful for at least the next couple of months... :tea:
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 15, 2015 3:30 pm

So you can't show any leeway regarding my infractions, but you can pretty much make up how long you want the various phases to last? Ok.
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Re: Welcome Back, rEvolutionist!!

Post by laklak » Fri May 15, 2015 3:32 pm

Cunts. The lot of you.

Except me, of course. I'm a dick. A big, swinging, veiny baby's arm holding a fucking plum dick.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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