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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by Ironclad » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:01 pm

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Welcome, and may christ be with you too, my son. :hehe:
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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by Geoff » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:03 pm

Hitmanfan wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Get fucked is not an insult, just friendly advice in my book. :biggrin:

Welcome to Ratz, Ben. Where do you hail from? I am guessing you are from the side of the Atlantic with the bad teeth and the decent beer. :cheers:
Yeah I hail from the isle of poor mouth care and decent beer, although I do prefer cheap cheap wine.... I live in Wirral, Merseyside, Enlgand to be precise.
Fucking scouser! Might have guessed!

Ah well, we don't really discriminate here. Except against the Irish, of course. And the Merkins. Oh, and the Welsh.
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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by Hitmanfan » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:08 pm

I'm not actually a scouser you big bunch of cunts!!!! :coffee:

I'm from across the Mersey :sub: , but you're all heathens so I wouldn't expect you to know any better xxx

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Post by Geoff » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:10 pm

Hitmanfan wrote:I'm not actually a scouser you big bunch of cunts!!!! :coffee:

I'm from across the Mersey :sub: , but you're all heathens so I wouldn't expect you to know any better xxx

:hehe:

Posh scousers are still scousers! That's why they built the tunnel!
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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by Hitmanfan » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:12 pm

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I was gonna go with..

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For some reason.. Definitely not due to having a huge crush on the oily beefcake as a kid, because that's just wrong :shifty: Now I feel ashamed and dirty :cry:

Oh, hello HMF, by the way :biggrin: :hiwave:

Hello.... As much as I love Brett and his sharpshooter :fp: I much prefer Thomas Hearns :funny:

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Post by rachelbean » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:15 pm

Welcome :cheers:
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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by Hitmanfan » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:18 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Hello Ben, and welcome. :cheers: How's you happen upon this little hovel?
I was reading a blog about the RDF being altered or "fucked" and I saw this one mentioned.... I've actually been :ninja: stalking on here for a week or so before joining. So I've got a good idea who all the :airwank: are.... seems like most of them have already said hello ;)

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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by Millefleur » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:20 pm

Hitmanfan wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Hello Ben, and welcome. :cheers: How's you happen upon this little hovel?
I was reading a blog about the RDF being altered or "fucked" and I saw this one mentioned.... I've actually been :ninja: stalking on here for a week or so before joining. So I've got a good idea who all the :airwank: are.... seems like most of them have already said hello ;)
Oh, we're all wankers, just wait til you discover the IJHAW thread ;)
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Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:23 pm

Now f#ck off.

(apologies if said already - but I couldn't be arsed to read the whole thread).
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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by Hitmanfan » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:25 pm

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Oh, we're all wankers, just wait til you discover the IJHAW thread ;)[/quote]

I'm intrigued, please enlighten me

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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:29 pm

Just have a look around in "The Pub". You'll find it eventually.

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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by Millefleur » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:30 pm

Hitmanfan wrote:
Oh, we're all wankers, just wait til you discover the IJHAW thread ;)
I'm intrigued, please enlighten me
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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by rachelbean » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:31 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Just have a look around in "The Pub". You'll find it eventually.
It's not in the pub :tea:
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Re: I'm new - Hi

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:40 pm

rachelbean wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Just have a look around in "The Pub". You'll find it eventually.
It's not in the pub :tea:
Isn't it? Oh. Not to worry. Look around the Pub anyway - it's not visible from the outside.

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