I am Tzar, Behold Me!

[Animavore]

There. You've been behelden.

Now. Begone.

[M]

I will use this voice to discuss how abusive Ms. Piggy is, how due to a mismatch in reproductive anatomy and physiology with Ms Piggy he has not gotten laid since the 70s, and discuss Kermit's various suicide attempts; including the bottle of Drano (which did not work because he does not have a throat) and his killing of Jim Hensen via MRSA injection, which failed because Steve Whitmire's hand was the right size.

Oh dearie, dearie me......

[Sisifo]

Orientation: Gay, Homosexual Classification-Wookiee/Diogenes. Needless to say I am about half way to Pon Far.

If being a Wookie or Diogenes is having a general aversion to personal hygiene (If I understood from urban dictionary), how can it be a sexual clasification? and how does that imply that you are half way into a seven years journey to sex??

Me no understand.

[Atheist-Lite]

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Hi there, buttercup. Why so angry?

[Rum]

Welcome and thanks for the CV!

[Atheist-Lite]

Welcome and thanks for the CV!

I think a position is open at the top isn't there?

[Iratus Ranunculus]

Orientation: Gay, Homosexual Classification-Wookiee/Diogenes. Needless to say I am about half way to Pon Far.

If being a Wookie or Diogenes is having a general aversion to personal hygiene (If I understood from urban dictionary), how can it be a sexual clasification? and how does that imply that you are half way into a seven years journey to sex??

Me no understand.

There are a number of broad gay stereotypes for body type you an generally pigeonhole someone into. I know, we should not stereotype, but if you go to a gay bar, these do exist empirically.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gay_Body_Types

Now, in my case, well, the word Bear is inadequate. While not hideously overweight, I do have a layer of fur that is ubiquitous and thick enough that it keeps me warm on cold days.

As for the bit about Diogenes, my hygiene is impeccable, but I am a cynical wall flower with respect to the gay scene. Or really any scene... I sit back in a corner, watch, and comment on everything I see; pointing out why people's irrational behavior will lead to ruin, or simply looking at their behavior the same way I would look at leking sage grouse.

[rachelbean]

Welcome Iratus

I think we would get along very well except for occasionally when I'd poke you and tell you to be nice. If you'd like to be my new gay best friend just let me know

[Gallstones]

Shouldn't it be Tsar, or Czar?

• Царь

Welcome.

I think I like the new guy.

[Feck]

Alaska to Arizona that's change ! oh and welcome

[Woodbutcher]

Urp!

[roter-kaiser]

Welcome Tzar, I'm kaiser.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

We haz a few gayists here already. Mishakal and Devogay (not Devogue) are both practising homosexualists - practising, as in neither of them have quite got it right yet! We also have a couple of bicyclists. Very few here have much of a hang up about anyone's sexuality, so feel free to make yourself at home - just remember to keep the staff well bribed with cheese (and by 'cheese' I mean cheese and not songs from Lloyd-Webber musicals!)

[charlou]

'lo