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.Morticia.
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Re: Hi

Post by .Morticia. » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:12 pm

Hi and thank you all for the welcome. :kiss:

I suppose I should introduce ( aka warn you ) myself.

I'm tired, real tired. Just coming out of a long and serious illness.

Got a a smattering of edumacation, am knowledgeable but not always right. ok analytical skills but too burned out to write essays. Usually provide references.

I like a laugh and when not too tired write wicked double entendres. Not a prude but that doesn't mean I'll talk about MY experiences. I think Jim Morrison was very shaggable indeed, except he was short and I'd have snapped him like a twig, but the curly hair and the joie de vivre was very yummy.

Radical left wing but not dogmatic.

I look like my avatar sans tattoo, 175 cm, 87 kg but most of that is my boobs.

My current interests are men, politics, music, drinking and a good laugh.
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Re: Hi

Post by Feck » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:19 pm

Sorry you were ill ,education and knowledge not needed here ,at least for the social side of the forum ,double entendres are de rigour around here .
and you say you have boobs that should get a large section of the breast fans begging for pictures .
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Re: Hi

Post by DRSB » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:24 pm

We already got samples of your music taste, very acceptable for me, will be getting along, no doubt, so welcome!

Pray, how did you find this haunted place?
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Re: Hi

Post by .Morticia. » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:30 pm

Deersbee wrote:We already got samples of your music taste, very acceptable for me, will be getting along, no doubt, so welcome!

Pray, how did you find this haunted place?

one of your trolls advertised on a friend's discussion board

I was tired of the idiots there so thought I would try this place. :FIO:
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. ~ Marx

Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to. ~ Oscar Wilde

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Re: Hi

Post by .Morticia. » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:34 pm

normal wrote:heloa! fahow areo uaot diifetent from moraitca weæve git otn the foraM?
yes, I am not the other Morticia. My real name is Patricia. You can call me Mortie. :hugs:

I occasionally post as Death at FSTDT.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. ~ Marx

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Re: Hi

Post by Ian » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:38 pm

.Morticia. wrote:
normal wrote:heloa! fahow areo uaot diifetent from moraitca weæve git otn the foraM?
yes, I am not the other Morticia. My real name is Patricia. You can call me Mortie. :hugs:
Welcome again. May I ask: are you a native New Yorker, or there for other reasons? :ask:
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Re: Hi

Post by Thinking Aloud » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:40 pm

And now my Sandman and Discworld universes are colliding. Too many DEATHs. Hi!
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Re: Hi

Post by normal » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:44 pm

.Morticia. wrote:
normal wrote:heloa! fahow areo uaot diifetent from moraitca weæve git otn the foraM?
yes, I am not the other Morticia. My real name is Patricia. You can call me Mortie. :hugs:

I occasionally post as Death at FSTDT.
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.Morticia. wrote:
Deersbee wrote:We already got samples of your music taste, very acceptable for me, will be getting along, no doubt, so welcome!

Pray, how did you find this haunted place?

one of your trolls advertised on a friend's discussion board

I was tired of the idiots there so thought I would try this place. :FIO:
I hope you will like the idiots here better, then :tup:

Welcome :paco:
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Re: Hi

Post by DRSB » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:46 pm

.Morticia. wrote:
I look like my avatar sans tattoo, 175 cm, 87 kg but most of that is my boobs.
Are you a Merkin? If so, how come you use the metric system? I'm grateful by the way, you spare me the run for the converter.
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Re: Hi

Post by .Morticia. » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:48 pm

Ian wrote:
.Morticia. wrote:
normal wrote:heloa! fahow areo uaot diifetent from moraitca weæve git otn the foraM?
yes, I am not the other Morticia. My real name is Patricia. You can call me Mortie. :hugs:
Welcome again. May I ask: are you a native New Yorker, or there for other reasons? :ask:

Thank you for asking.

I'm an Aussie!! ( no , I am not a merken, nor do I need one, I'm what they call ' a granola girl".) I have lived in various cities around the world.

Am currently in Detroit for a short while :grrrr:, but it's not so bad since I met this really adorable Irish/American man who thinks he's tough and wild but is soft as mush.

Am in NYC cos a friend asked me to come and I did! I'm wild like that. Will be there a few more years, maybe.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. ~ Marx

Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to. ~ Oscar Wilde

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Re: Hi

Post by Ronja » Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:25 pm

Welcome. I'm an Addams - may I call you cousin?
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Re: Hi

Post by Woodbutcher » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:19 pm

Welcome to the fold! You might never be allowed to leave....
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Re: Hi

Post by charlou » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:49 am

Woodbutcher wrote:Welcome to the fold! You might never be allowed to leave....
Ahhh ... welcome to hotel rationalia ... TA/XC collaboration :hugs:




Must move that thread to the coffeespray archive ... 8-)
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Re: Hi

Post by Cunt » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:55 am

.Morticia. wrote:I think Jim Morrison was very shaggable indeed, except he was short and I'd have snapped him like a twig, but the curly hair and the joie de vivre was very yummy.
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Re: Hi

Post by Faithfree » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:06 am

Hi .Morticia. and welcome to Ratz! :td:
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