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Re: Hello

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:08 pm

Shmemley, is it? Good day to you.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: Hello

Post by devogue » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:09 pm

Shamone Shmemley

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Re: Hello

Post by Twoflower » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:40 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Well hello there! :cheers: This should be interesting. :hehe: Quick, spill all the dirt on your brother before he comes back! :ab: :shifty: :pop:
He better hurry, the brother will be home soon. :tea:
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Hello

Post by The Curious Squid » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:55 pm

How was I supposed to guess who you were with that name? If it was Shfity five I would have got it or if you had that dancing chicken avatar that you're using now.

They'll demand pics of you and your newborn baby now...
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Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
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Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
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Re: Hello

Post by Twoflower » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:56 pm

The Curious Squid wrote:How was I supposed to guess who you were with that name? If it was Shfity five I would have got it or if you had that dancing chicken avatar that you're using now.

They'll demand pics of you and your newborn baby now...
BABY!!!!!!!! :shiver: :shiver: :shiver:
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Bella Fortuna
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Re: Hello

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:08 pm

The Curious Squid wrote:How was I supposed to guess who you were with that name? If it was Shfity five I would have got it or if you had that dancing chicken avatar that you're using now.

They'll demand pics of you and your newborn baby now...
:begging: :FIO: :flowers:
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Re: Hello

Post by charlou » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:14 pm

I hope we're not making him feel all shy ... :flowers:
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Re: Hello

Post by cowiz » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:16 pm

Hello Shmemley & a hearty welcome from me.

Was that okay Charlou?
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: Hello

Post by The Curious Squid » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:17 pm

I doubt that! He doesn't usually speak much unless he's drunk. He's probably changing his daughters nappy :lol:
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Re: Hello

Post by charlou » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:25 pm

pawiz wrote:Hello Shmemley & a hearty welcome from me.

Was that okay Charlou?
Hearty is appropriate, yes ... as are brainy, cocky and lippy. You did good, pawiz. Image
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Re: Hello

Post by maiforpeace » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:44 pm

Hello there shmemley, welcome to the forum! :flowers: :cheers:
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Re: Hello

Post by shmemley » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:08 pm

The Curious Squid wrote:How was I supposed to guess who you were with that name? If it was Shfity five I would have got it or if you had that dancing chicken avatar that you're using now.

They'll demand pics of you and your newborn baby now...

Well you had my men behaving badly DVD's for about a year so I thought it might be obvious but I guess not, there's two pictures of the baby up on facebook which I don't think you noticed.

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Re: Hello

Post by Twoflower » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:09 pm

shmemley wrote:
The Curious Squid wrote:How was I supposed to guess who you were with that name? If it was Shfity five I would have got it or if you had that dancing chicken avatar that you're using now.

They'll demand pics of you and your newborn baby now...

Well you had my men behaving badly DVD's for about a year so I thought it might be obvious but I guess not, there's two pictures of the baby up on facebook which I don't think you noticed.
But we can't see your facebook! By the way from the pics Squid showed me your baby is adorable!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Hello

Post by FBM » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:14 pm

Hi, shmemley. Any brother of the squid's is a brother of the squid's. :tup:
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

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Re: Hello

Post by shmemley » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:14 pm

Twoflower wrote:i fucking knew it!! i told squid i thought this was you but noooo he didnt think so. welcome by the way! i am looking forward to meeting you. :biggrin:

What made you think it was this? we're looking forward to meeting you too, I'm sure Paco has you well warned about our mum already.

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