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Re: Sort it out!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:19 am

Sigh... guess I should start now so you two don't feel so alone in the world... :cheers:
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Re: Sort it out!

Post by The Curious Squid » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:21 am

It's only 6pm where you are right?

You've got ages to go before you've acught up
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Re: Sort it out!

Post by MedGen » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:24 am

Paco wrote:
MasterBaker wrote:Who iz more drunk, me or you? I haz been drinking since 2 this afternoon, CJ can vouch for that. I only just stopped now I got in, so :Erasb: .

Fast enough?
You were out drinking with CJ?

:shock:

Where was my inveite?
It's mine and CJ's special time every month. :D I'm gonna have a proper look into Edinburgh hostels, It'd be freaking awesome to get shit faced with you again lad. Try and get a repeat of that Friday in Cardiff :drunk:

Right, hot water bottel and bed are calling. Fucking love you's guy's.
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Re: Sort it out!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:25 am

Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?

You've got ages to go before you've acught up
It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...
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Re: Sort it out!

Post by The Curious Squid » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:26 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?

You've got ages to go before you've acught up
It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...
Eatin's cheatin!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Re: Sort it out!

Post by MedGen » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:27 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?

You've got ages to go before you've acught up
It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...
I prefer to cook with alcohol, a bottle during, a half bottle in the dish, and a bottle after. Always goes' down well.
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Re: Sort it out!

Post by The Curious Squid » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:29 am

You're frightfully english :haggis:

why don't we have a fucking haggis smiley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Re: Sort it out!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:30 am

MasterBaker wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?

You've got ages to go before you've acught up
It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...
I prefer to cook with alcohol, a bottle during, a half bottle in the dish, and a bottle after. Always goes' down well.
:cheers: Yeehaw. Should go nice with shepherd's pie.
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Re: Sort it out!

Post by MedGen » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:32 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
MasterBaker wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?

You've got ages to go before you've acught up
It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...
I prefer to cook with alcohol, a bottle during, a half bottle in the dish, and a bottle after. Always goes' down well.
:cheers: Yeehaw. Should go nice with shepherd's pie.
That is very British of your dear. Looks like a little bit of blighty rubbed off on you. ;)
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Animavore » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:33 am

:cry: I'm sober this weekend because I've no money (bloody monthly pay :lay: )
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Re: Sort it out!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:33 am

MasterBaker wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
MasterBaker wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?

You've got ages to go before you've acught up
It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...
I prefer to cook with alcohol, a bottle during, a half bottle in the dish, and a bottle after. Always goes' down well.
:cheers: Yeehaw. Should go nice with shepherd's pie.
That is very British of your dear. Looks like a little bit of blighty rubbed off on you. ;)
Ohhhhh.... how very euphemistic. One could say that. It's one of my favourites. ;)
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:34 am

Animavore wrote::cry: I'm sober this weekend because I've no money (bloody monthly pay :lay: )
:console: Damn shame, that is.
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by The Curious Squid » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:35 am

In your face Animavore, you irish twat!

I've been out drinking all day like a big boy!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Animavore » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:35 am

Fuck this. My parents are in bed now. There must be something I can drink in this house.
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by The Curious Squid » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:36 am

Animavore wrote:Fuck this. My parents are in bed now. There must be something I can drink in this house.
You still live with your parents :read:
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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