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Sigh... guess I should start now so you two don't feel so alone in the world... 

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Re: Sort it out!
It's only 6pm where you are right?
You've got ages to go before you've acught up
You've got ages to go before you've acught up
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
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Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
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Re: Sort it out!
It's mine and CJ's special time every month.Paco wrote:You were out drinking with CJ?MasterBaker wrote:Who iz more drunk, me or you? I haz been drinking since 2 this afternoon, CJ can vouch for that. I only just stopped now I got in, so.
Fast enough?
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Where was my inveite?

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Right, hot water bottel and bed are calling. Fucking love you's guy's.
Peace.
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- Bella Fortuna
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Re: Sort it out!
It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?
You've got ages to go before you've acught up
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Re: Sort it out!
Eatin's cheatin!Bella Fortuna wrote:It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?
You've got ages to go before you've acught up
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Re: Sort it out!
I prefer to cook with alcohol, a bottle during, a half bottle in the dish, and a bottle after. Always goes' down well.Bella Fortuna wrote:It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?
You've got ages to go before you've acught up
The nature of reality is not subject to the decrees of human institutions
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If having an identity is to have an essence, I do not have an identity. My sense of self it too varied and contextual - Kenneth Strike
- The Curious Squid
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Re: Sort it out!
You're frightfully english :haggis:
why don't we have a fucking haggis smiley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why don't we have a fucking haggis smiley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
- Bella Fortuna
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Re: Sort it out!
MasterBaker wrote:I prefer to cook with alcohol, a bottle during, a half bottle in the dish, and a bottle after. Always goes' down well.Bella Fortuna wrote:It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?
You've got ages to go before you've acught up

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That is very British of your dear. Looks like a little bit of blighty rubbed off on you.Bella Fortuna wrote:MasterBaker wrote:I prefer to cook with alcohol, a bottle during, a half bottle in the dish, and a bottle after. Always goes' down well.Bella Fortuna wrote:It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?
You've got ages to go before you've acught upYeehaw. Should go nice with shepherd's pie.

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Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
- Bella Fortuna
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Ohhhhh.... how very euphemistic. One could say that. It's one of my favourites.MasterBaker wrote:That is very British of your dear. Looks like a little bit of blighty rubbed off on you.Bella Fortuna wrote:MasterBaker wrote:I prefer to cook with alcohol, a bottle during, a half bottle in the dish, and a bottle after. Always goes' down well.Bella Fortuna wrote:It's 5:30, but dinner's in the oven and it's never too early for a little tipple while awaiting...Paco wrote:It's only 6pm where you are right?
You've got ages to go before you've acught upYeehaw. Should go nice with shepherd's pie.

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Animavore wrote:I'm sober this weekend because I've no money (bloody monthly pay
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In your face Animavore, you irish twat!
I've been out drinking all day like a big boy!
I've been out drinking all day like a big boy!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
Re: drunken post threadd
Fuck this. My parents are in bed now. There must be something I can drink in this house.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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You still live with your parentsAnimavore wrote:Fuck this. My parents are in bed now. There must be something I can drink in this house.

We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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