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Hi, I'm ColonicSpastic

Post by ColonicSpastic » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:48 am

I am not a sock puppet. Please don't ask why Clinton so enjoyed sticking his hand in my bum.
Please don't ask about the stain.
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Post by ScholasticSpastic » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:50 am

Welcome to the forum! :shifty:
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Re: Hi, I'm ColonicSpastic

Post by soul_biscuit » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:51 am

Hi!

Are you saying you're not President Clinton?
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Re: Hi, I'm ColonicSpastic

Post by Faithfree » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:52 am

SS's long lost brother? :dono:

Welcome CS! :cheers:
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Re: Hi, I'm ColonicSpastic

Post by charlou » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:54 am

Salutations. :td:
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Post by cowiz » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:38 am

Irrigate
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Post by JimC » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:10 am

High, colonic...

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Post by The Curious Squid » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:25 am

Now this is odd :coffee:

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Re: Hi, I'm ColonicSpastic

Post by Faithfree » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:21 pm

I miss ColonicSpastic. :sighsm:
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Post by FBM » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:34 pm

I guess s/he just evacuated without warning.
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Re: Hi, I'm ColonicSpastic

Post by ScholasticSpastic » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:27 pm

I'm not very good at sockpuppetry.... forgot his password. :fp:
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Re: Hi, I'm ColonicSpastic

Post by Faithfree » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:29 pm

ScholasticSpastic wrote:I'm not very good at sockpuppetry.... forgot his password. :fp:
:funny:
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Re: Hi, I'm ColonicSpastic

Post by Pappa » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:13 pm

ScholasticSpastic wrote:I'm not very good at sockpuppetry.... forgot his password. :fp:
He was a sock puppet!!! :o
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