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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:21 pm

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Rumertron wrote:Well say hello then!

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I did! Up there before! :biggrin:

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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Matty the Damned » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:32 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Matty the Damned wrote:
Rumertron wrote:Well say hello then!

:biggrin:
I did! Up there before! :biggrin:

MtD
Sorry, we're a rather self-involved and oblivious bunch... :hehe:
It's the lack of an avatar, isn't it? Bear with me, I'll find something fantabulosa! :demon:

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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:34 pm

Matty the Damned wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Matty the Damned wrote:
Rumertron wrote:Well say hello then!

:biggrin:
I did! Up there before! :biggrin:

MtD
Sorry, we're a rather self-involved and oblivious bunch... :hehe:
It's the lack of an avatar, isn't it? Bear with me, I'll find something fantabulosa! :demon:

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You are awaited with bated breath!

Where do you hail from, if you don't mind the enquiry? Do we know you from RDF, or elsewhere? How'd you find us?

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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Rum » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:34 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Matty the Damned wrote:
Rumertron wrote:Well say hello then!

:biggrin:
I did! Up there before! :biggrin:

MtD
Sorry, we're a rather self-involved and oblivious bunch... :hehe:
I'm much too involved with my interests and shit to be self involved!

..er - sorry I missed you. You must get yourself a proper avatar so that we can see you properly! Here's one.

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Self involved indeed!
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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:36 pm

Drunk, more like! :lol:

:shifty:

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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Matty the Damned » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:38 pm

Awww. Mine's smaller than everyone else's.

It's like the showers at boarding school all over again. :FIO:

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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Rum » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:41 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Drunk, more like! :lol:

:shifty:

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Jober as a sudge me deareo!
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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:42 pm

Good lord, another Aussie. :roll: Is this some kind of concerted invasion?! Someone call Lord Huxley; troops are in need of rallying to keep this scourge at bay!

;) Just kidding - glad you're here!
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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:43 pm

Rumertron wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Drunk, more like! :lol:

:shifty:

:pardon:
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I rest my *hic* case.... and my eyelids just for a moment.... ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Rum » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:43 pm

Matty the Damned wrote:Awww. Mine's smaller than everyone else's.

It's like the showers at boarding school all over again. :FIO:

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That's a *bit* better, though as you say a bit on the small side!

OK - now tell us all about your personal life, especially the sexy bits..in a lot of detail please. :mrgreen:
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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:46 pm

Animavore wrote:Faílte :cheers: :drunk:
Faílte? Fellate? What are you talking about?
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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Matty the Damned » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:47 pm

I was reading something about an NSFW forum which promises monstrous jugs. As a gay man tasteful kitchenware appeals to me. May I ask are these jugs earthenware or porcelain? Are they suitable for presentation in company? :)

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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:48 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Animavore wrote:Faílte :cheers: :drunk:
Faílte? Fellate? What are you talking about?
It's "welcome" in Irish or Gallic or whatever the hell they call their crazy mixed-up language... :whisper: (and as I recall, it's pronounced something like "felch" :lol: )
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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:49 pm

Matty the Damned wrote:I was reading something about an NSFW forum which promises monstrous jugs. As a gay man tasteful kitchenware appeals to me. May I ask are these jugs earthenware or porcelain? Are they suitable for presentation in company? :)

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Re: Welcome Matty the Damned

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:49 pm

Matty the Damned wrote:I was reading something about an NSFW forum which promises monstrous jugs. As a gay man tasteful kitchenware appeals to me. May I ask are these jugs earthenware or porcelain? Are they suitable for presentation in company? :)

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The evidence will have to be example in great depth while you make up your own mind. I'll let you in. :tup:
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