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[Feck]

"Don't you feel lonely?"

[Koss]

Part 1
" why would you even think were alone in the solar system?there are about 33,000 planets they have seen and say at least 10,000 has intellegent life on them.(going according to the enviorment and atmospheres.look up gliese"

Part 2
" yep at least 10,000 intellegent lifeforms in the milky way using the drake equation. UFO Coverup Documentary - Out Of The Blue Part 1/9
look at the first minute and ten seconds..and you can research from their.
Hope that helps"

Part 3
" to think out of our solar system(milkyway sorry if i said galaxy) their are only 8 planets your hanging on a string from the mountain..not making fun of you in anyway but i see that you believe all these paid scientist and physicist.Why dont you do your own homework,and stop believing what the schools and tv tell you.There are hundreds of billions and trillions of galaxys out their with millions of plantes in there solar system.Just like ours.
its not rocket science its common sense"


Yep, they were a theist and for some reason they wanted to argue about astronomy and sentient alien life forms. Confusing the term solar system with the term universe. Over, and over, and over. Heh. Then again I must just be the fool of all those paid scientists, physicists, school and tv.

[Bolero]

Two days ago....

Me: It's Sunday, I just want to relax.
Fundie Spouse: Ha, you are SUCH a hypocrite.
Me: ??
FS: Why do you think you even HAVE a day to relax on? It's given to you by God. You don't see monkeys needing relaxation time, or any other animals... I mean, humans need rest because God made us that way, and gave us a day to rest on. If you really don't believe in God, why don't you go out and work 24 hours a day? Hmmm?

I ended up engaging with this argument because it was so ludicrous I figured it would be easy enough to defeat, but was met with the usual "No, that's rubbish." (Even when pointing out that other animals actually do rest and sleep...) COME ON! You're fucking KIDDING me!!!!! Why am I continuing to be married to this person?

[SPMaximus]

Two days ago....

Me: It's Sunday, I just want to relax.
Fundie Spouse: Ha, you are SUCH a hypocrite.
Me: ??
FS: Why do you think you even HAVE a day to relax on? It's given to you by God. You don't see monkeys needing relaxation time, or any other animals... I mean, humans need rest because God made us that way, and gave us a day to rest on. If you really don't believe in God, why don't you go out and work 24 hours a day? Hmmm?

I ended up engaging with this argument because it was so ludicrous I figured it would be easy enough to defeat, but was met with the usual "No, that's rubbish." (Even when pointing out that other animals actually do rest and sleep...) COME ON! You're fucking KIDDING me!!!!! Why am I continuing to be married to this person?

Not to sound rude, but you should have stuck your dick in her mouth before she finished saying that load of bollocks
(works the other way too)

[Bolero]

Not to sound rude, but you should have stuck your dick in her mouth before she finished saying that load of bollocks
(works the other way too)

Ah, now if only I had a dick....

Sexual violence aside, there are times when it seems to me as if he's just switched off the "normal" part of his brain, and maybe a good shaking would render him back to the relatively rational person he is when not discussing religion.

Or maybe the dick thing would work better.

[Rob]

To me it seems if you are with someone you care enough about you have to civilize them. I don't know if I could live with someone who believed in that sort of dogma. I doubt it becuase I would continue to engage them until they realized that they didn't know what they thought they knew. Either that or they would leave me.

Like with a very intelligent friend, we started talking about Noah's ark and we reached a point where I realized he was reaching his breaking point and I saw that if I continued this he was going to erupt in one form or another. My friend is extremely intelligent but he just doesn't use his intellect for religion. We wound up to the point that he just told me, "if I want to believe this what does it hurt?" Reminds me of this clip:

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Bertrand Russell is da bollox!

I have "Why I am not a Christian" on order from Amazon as we speak.

[Mac_Guffin]

"Masturbation is considered adultery because you're cheating on your future wife."

-Friend I had when I was 12.

[Kimpatsu]

I still scream at night from the thought of what a lion and a hippo having sex would sound like.

If it's oral sex, it would be called liposuction.

[Bolero]

I still scream at night from the thought of what a lion and a hippo having sex would sound like.

If it's oral sex, it would be called liposuction.

Bwahahahaha!

[Strontium Dog]

"Why do you hate God so much?"

It's a hardy perennial that one. Actually it seems to be spreading.

[Svartalf]

"Why do you hate God so much?"

It's a hardy perennial that one. Actually it seems to be spreading.

Because it has a clergy to tell us it's good while a reality check shows the reverse?